Ben goes off brand to ride a Peloton while Eric is ruled over by a great hoppy emperor. The guys get internationally bitter, then Eric sours as one of Ben’s strong takes reveals just how coastally elite he can get. Diving deep, Eric seeks the Shurest path to capture a biscuit, while Ben goes by the book to get 41% wetter in just one tap. Many prefer his chicken, or even his car insurance, but these two just can’t get enough of the General’s MIDI.