Gaudy Gear & Bougie Beer

Where'd the show go? The BEER go!? WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? Drinking warm remains of an ill-advised clamato brunch brew from fallen ep 5.5, "Lost In Roland Space Echo"? Rewiring your pups for more overchoice than a night at the Cheesecake Factory [outdoor patio]? Fear not, you baaack in the brass roller saddles again; and there's a Mastermind to help figure it ALL out. No guesswork, no smug little pegs required.

Just as listener anticipation threatens to hit a feverish F#, the saga continues: Tensor and release. Ben brandishes a brogue while Eric drinks another dessert, all in the service of MOUTHFEEL. Breaking up is hard to do- especially when already moist on yer way in, but Ben manages to walk away... Send Return to Sender you big, beautiful, sheet of composite metal! Set pretentiometers & savor the stout, my preciouses; pedal of the day brings everyone There and Back Again.

A centuries old German WeissGhost is in the machine! Or it’s just Zoom’s way of forcing the update to v5...Modern Times, eh? The details are FUZZY- just don’t treblebleed out from abrupt cuts to your Volumen. Musical guests Bryan & Ryan Atoms cover Will E Squire's "Lonely is the Bite".

It’s Mayo, and with the right chips, you might have what it takes to make tens of dollars/ month on Reverb- just ask us how!  If not, don’t get too distressed about it, at least not in the exact place as every other roadworn 'caster circa 09.  Eric reclaims co-host status by hitting sour notes to quench any leftover shame flames, while Ben impresses the judges with a Triple.  Then gather your accoutrement and join the (bucket) brigade for the pedal of the day!

Pro-casting directly into your cereladyantebellums, your favorite treblemakers have another round.  Ben combines vices with a second podguest from the pacific northwest, while Eric goes for shock and aww with first class airport relief.  Later, stereo matters, more than you may think, even after this episode.  True to form, GGBB accepts naught less than gold speakers.  The sound man is done hooking up your 8 DI boxes, it’s our turn to Vibe you with the Pedal of the Day.

Ben goes off brand to ride a Peloton while Eric is ruled over by a great hoppy emperor. The guys get internationally bitter, then Eric sours as one of Ben’s strong takes reveals just how coastally elite he can get. Diving deep, Eric seeks the Shurest path to capture a biscuit, while Ben goes by the book to get 41% wetter in just one tap. Many prefer his chicken, or even his car insurance, but these two just can’t get enough of the General’s MIDI.

We did the thing! Ben & Eric kick it off by discussing their respective beer relationship histories that have lead them to tonight’s laudable libations. Ben gives Eric up to the international authorities and later the guys discuss the virtues and valleys of guitar monogamy, leading them to the elusive edge of breakup. The Burger Kings of Tone get close to experiencing true quadrophonic iridiescence, but end up hitting analogjam.