The Stoned Genius wishes to apologize for the sound quality on today's show. The connection with my guest was less efficient than we thought.

John and TSG talk about the "right of sepulcher". TSG thinks a "Weekend at Bernie's/StanleyCup" type arrangement where my friends get to take me to do things one last time. We also discuss the After-death catapult idea as a way to make money for my family once I am gone. There is also talk of "bidet-culture" and "the Human Centipede".