Attractioneers

By Chelsea Cruz and Sean Aitchison

Theme parks are a weird, perilous terrain — fraught with odd history and complex corporate nonsense. But have no fear, the ATTRACTIONEERS are here! Join Chelsea Cruz and Sean Aitchison as they take yo... more

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How many episodes does Attractioneers have?

The podcast currently has 13 episodes available.

Attractioneers episodes:

July 08, 2025 Ep. 13 - Sega & Sanrio
Chelsea and Sean talk about their experience at House Sonic and House Hello Kitty, AKA Sega Joypolis and Sanrio Puroland.
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1h 20min
May 20, 2025 Ep. 12 - Tokyo DisneySea
Sean and Chelsea definitely JUST got back from Japan and rushed to the podcasting machine to tell you all about their time at Tokyo DisneySea
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1h 31min
November 26, 2024 Ep. 11 - LA Haunts 2024
Chelsea and Sean return from a long slumber for a belated Halloween even discussion. Thrills, Chills and a third scary thing await in this dive into 2024's LA haunts.

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1h 16min
May 22, 2024 Ep. 10 - Popcorn at Disney
Wet Willy and the Corn Queen talk about popcorn farts, souvenir buckets and whatever the hell hot dog popcorn is.

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1h 28min
May 07, 2024 Ep. 9 - Universal Studio Tour/Tram 60th Anniversary
Sean and Chelsea discuss getting pissed on by Universal rides, the mid nature of the Studio Tour and how much Sean hates Fast and the Furious.
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Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)

Themes by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
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1h 40min
March 19, 2024 Ep. 8 - The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man (with Kevin Kalbfeld)
Theme park designer Kevin Kalbfeld (@Kevinkalbfelddesigns) joins to talk about why The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man is so dang good.

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Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)

Themes and audio engineering by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
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1h 40min
March 05, 2024 Ep. 7 - Mr. Toad's Wild Ride (with Jane Mahoney)
Local Peter Pan freak Jane Mahoney (@ItsJaneMahoney) goes to toad hell with Chelsea and Sean.

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Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)

Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
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1h 32min
February 13, 2024 Ep. 6 - Pirates of the Caribbean (with Kris Dobbins)
Kris Dobbins (@C_Dobbins) joins the Attractioneers to talk Berms, Bromine and Pirates of the Caribbean.
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Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)

Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
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1h 45min
January 30, 2024 Ep. 5 - Omega Mart
Chelsea and Sean discuss all the fine products you can find at your local Omega Mart. Nothing weird here! Everything is f̵̘̮̜̩̟̫̋́̒́i̴̛̯̓́͘͝n̸̜̣͕̣͖̮̎̅e̶̢͉̭̪͆̎̃͆͂̓!

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Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)

Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
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1h 24min
December 13, 2023 Ep. 4 - Super Nintendo World
Sean and Chelsea discuss Super Nintendo World in Hollywood. Also, Chelsea coins the phrase "Skin Characters."
Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)
Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
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1h 34min

FAQs about Attractioneers:

How many episodes does Attractioneers have?

The podcast currently has 13 episodes available.