Audio Tidbits

I notice that your publication is called Writing Guru. That’s why I’m contacting you to apply to be a writer. I’m sure you get a lot of applications from wannabe writers and I may fit into that well-populated category. To show you why you should consider me over those other wannabes, below please find the key reasons why I’m your best choice.

Writers don’t say things that I’ve never thought or said; they just say it better than I do. That’s why I’m only a wannabe, but not for long. I’m confident that spending time around other writers at Writing Guru will rub off.

I admit that the difference between me telling a story and writers telling the same story is that writers skip the boring parts and cut to the Chace, going straight to the interesting parts. I’m thinking that once I’m on board, other writers can point out the uninteresting parts of what I write, thus only the interesting parts will remain. …

If you want to apply to be a writer, listening to the full application is instructive. Just press play and take notes.

Calling this a country vibe is unfair to country folks and sort of lets city folks off the hook. Maybe it's just one night in the life of…. Press play and come to your own conclusion.

Calling this a country vibe is unfair to country folks and sort of lets city folks off the hook. Maybe it's just one night in the life of…. Press play and come to your own conclusion.

Calling this a country vibe is unfair to country folks and sort of lets city folks off the hook. Maybe it's just one night in the life of…. Press play and come to your own conclusion.

How do you think you would feel if told, "It's nothing personal; it's just business?" You can expect it to be followed by something that feeling people would never do to a friend. It sure feels personal, even if you are told that it's just business. Press play and learn how to never do that to someone else, even if they persist on doing it to others.

How do you think you would feel if told, "It's nothing personal; it's just business?" You can expect it to be followed by something that feeling people would never do to a friend. It sure feels personal, even if you are told that it's just business. Press play and learn how to never do that to someone else, even if they persist on doing it to others.

How do you think you would feel if told, "It's nothing personal; it's just business?" You can expect it to be followed by something that feeling people would never do to a friend. It sure feels personal, even if you are told that it's just business. Press play and learn how to never do that to someone else, even if they persist on doing it to others.

How do you think you would feel if told, "It's nothing personal; it's just business?" You can expect it to be followed by something that feeling people would never do to a friend. It sure feels personal, even if you are told that it's just business. Press play and learn how to never do that to someone else, even if they persist on doing it to others.

DonJohn is running for President, again. You know that. What you may not know is that DonJohn was a charming child. How do we know that? We find the truth in this little, not so scholarly history of politics. Press play, and as you listen, let the music be a clue about just how drab and boring the election season is certain to be.

DonJohn is running for President, again. You know that. What you may not know is that DonJohn was a charming child. How do we know that? We find the truth in this little, not so scholarly history of politics. Press play, and as you listen, let the music be a clue about just how drab and boring the election season is certain to be.