[FINALE double episode with with special guests!]

Is there enough hard drive space in the world to store all we have to say about Greg's Bachelor audition? Is Justin still on the show? (Not really) Has covid finally exhausted all of the producers' creativity? Is maple syrup good? Does it rain in New Jersey too? Did Greg invent the secret ultimatum? Does Katie have a German work ethic? Is Bachelor Nation losing their mind falling for Greg's puppydog face? Are the producers holding Katie's cat hostage? How are Michelle and Colin going to keep the show going if they have to talk about Greg for another season? Is Greg a better actor than writer? Has Aunt Lindsay ever killed anyone? Will Zozobra permanently replace the monsters in our nightmares?