The rain lashed hard on the window of my office. I was a licensed private investigator. I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country, and to get all them I needed a case. What I had was some Humphrey Bogart DVDs. I put them on and got to seeing if I could make some sense of this whole mess. Just then, three guys burst into my office. They demanded to know what the best film noirs were. "What does this look like," I says, "a PI's office or a film podcast?" The guys looked at each other and realised that it was them who could solve this case. This month Ben, Jonny and Sam eventually chat about film noir, after a few detours into Baron Munchausen, Brooklyn, Carol and Tangerine. Most excitingly of all however, is the debut of our new quiz STEPHEN SEAG-ALL OR NOTHING!