David Sims of Blank Check and The Atlantic returns for our 200TH NOVELIZATION, Species II! 

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We ranked the video game novelizations, as we are wont to do.

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Authorized’s social media czar Danny Cohen joins to defend Child’s Play 3, a film given to us by the almighty Wheel.

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In preparation for our 200th novelization, Species II, revisit our episode on the original Species!

Video game season goes out on a high note

It's about time some 30 somethings weighed in.

Writer and Andorks host Alex Wolinetz joins to explain Kingdom Hearts to us. Seems impossible. 

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We watched another one and it's good

What with the new film coming out and all.

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With Mark Stay returning for the new game!

ORIGINALLY AIRED 7/14/2022

He's BAAAAAAAaaaaaack. Wrong movie, but whatever. This week on Authorized, we continue our new trend of reading a second novelization of a movie we've already covered; this time it's William Kotzwinkle's iconic novelization of E.T. the Extra Terrestrial! We're joined by author Mark Stay to discuss E.T.'s plant whispering, his benevolent  healing of overseas miners, and mostly how unforgivably horny he is. I mean seriously, E.T., pump the brakes. You're not allowed to be this horny for a human lady. Next week on Authorized, we continue with the sequel, E.T.: The Book of the Green Planet! 

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