Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs

Episode 10: Part Its Legs and F**k It

In chapter26, we learn from DPG about the new visors that enhance writing, a special orb for Western Transportation and Sex Crazed Neon WOMEN.

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In chapters 24 and 25, DPG explains Multiple Impact Clusters and their effect on the human psyche and how it's not too dissimilar to a ride on a London Bus. We then drop into Enio territory, where we bear witness to the loss of one of DPGs testicles to a Cycloptic Badass with a quick draw.

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Episode 8: Resistance is Useless/Carburettor Madness/Jackie the Bodice Ripper

In chapters 21, 22 and 23, we find out what actually happened to Lots wife (her from the bible), the details of DPGs workplace and Jackie, who rules like a wet dream queen for erotic eternity.

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Last Exit To Enfield/Out Of The Brain Pan And Into The Fire or A Dense Boil Of Hot Images/Breaking Up Blisters Is Hard To Do/Pete Shelley

DPG plans his literary career with startling clarity. Ralph is a twat. On Snowflakes. DPG Sex Clones and Pete Shelley

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The Awful Smell of a Millon Taxi Drivers/Vegetable Warefare 1/Soap Makes U Sterile 

In which we meet Jesus on the dole. A new story about Rachel and peas and the cure for cancer. 

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California Steaming/Embryo Soup Stains On My New Silk Shirt/Juicy Fruit.

This episode has some amazing deals to San Francisco, if your partner is a shark. A look back at band-flavoured perfume and the draw of sexual chimneys causing abnormal motion. Gibbon feet and gusting anus' and the story of Benny the Criminal Banana. What a twat.

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Use Your Computer To Make Obscene Phone Calls/Listening To The Pixies Trying To Feign Incontinence/Gabba Gabba Hey Hey It's The Monkeys!/Felt Tip Hens

HOLY COW. Chapters seven, eight, nine and ten! HOORAY! We learn that our protagonist can no longer get high, LOVES Roy Orbison, cannot PISS unless listening to the Pixies and literally drinks so much, his liver makes a mouth appearance.

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Episode 3: Send Me A Fiver And I'll Goose Your Granny/Globs Of Cellophane Haunt The Burger Van/Poem Dictated By An Albino With Bleeding Eyeballs Under Ultraviolet Light

Chapters four, five and six. We learn about spitting soggy paper, we meet Rachel (ahhhhh), real life Operation, Ralf the Vampire and some interesting methods of paying your electricity bill.

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In this episode, we hear chapters two and three, where we're introduced to Goodchild's teachers, piss balloons and some tapeworm poetry. Delicious.

This episode introduces our narrator and sets the context in which his life as a writer begins; vomit art, captain beefheart, nymphomaniac teachers and incineration factories.