Things that have been eclipsed: the sun, the moon, and anything in this film that isn't directly related to our least favorite love triangle ever. So join Cait and Gabry this week as they discuss the under-appreciated elements of Eclipse, including how Charlie is one of the most supportive dads in fiction, Stephenie Meyer's underutilization of fate, how toxic Jacob is (although we know he's not the only one), and how Bella got a little character development as a treat.

These dramatic films have dramatic endings--and middles, and beginnings. But if you came into Twilight: New Moon expecting something else, let us enlighten you about the strangeness that is Bella's birthday party, the pitfalls of Edward relying on his supernatural ability, Bella's cliff-diving excursions and what they mean, the vampiric ruling class, and so, so much more. 

About 3 things the AvengeGirls were absolutely positive:

First, the best thing Edward ever did for Bella was get her mushroom ravioli.
Second, the biggest problem with the movie--and they didn't know how accurate their assessment might be--was that its aesthetics were all wrong.
And third, Twilight was unquestionably hot again.

Guess who's back, back again? It's the Losers' Club! And also Pennywise, unfortunately. In this week's episode we take a deep dive into Andy Muschietti's IT Chapter Two (2019) and discuss how Pennywise plays with his food, the act of growing up, childhood and belief, and, perhaps most importantly, the people who build houses in your heart.

Suicide TW: This episode features talk about the suicide of one of the characters and the possible glorification of it. We have provided trigger warnings in the chapter marks; please use them and skip past where we talk about it if you need to! Take care and be safe.

Welcome to the Losers Club! This week, we're talking about the first installment of Andy Muschietti's adaptation of IT which means discussing the terrible self-preservation skills of kids in the 80s, Pennywise's status as a long-con drama queen, narrative changes thanks to adaptation, and the real reason we watched this movie. Featuring a fanfic recommendation! 

CW/TW, possible gender essentialist language: At 13:54, we theorize a little bit about whether or not the fact that IT is later revealed to be female has anything to do with Bev understanding its manipulation tactics and how to defeat it, since she deals with that quite a bit. If this will be an issue, please skip to the next chapter!

Feel that tingle? Must be a new episode of AvengeGirls! This time, we're talking about Spider-Man: Far From Home, and you know what that means... A little complaining about Endgame, how Tony Stark will keep creating villains for another ten years at MINIMUM, missed opportunities with the multiverse, Quentin Beck and his "illusions of grandeur," and the only In Memoriam video we'll ever need. 

Kick back with us as we discuss one of the rare Perfect Films of the MCU, Ant-man and the Wasp! This week we talk about why the Ant-man films are perfect, how much dads in the MCU suck, why Scott Lang is the Only Valid Dad, why moms are BETTER than dads, and how Luis really should get a suit in Ant-man 3.

We hope this episode finds everyone well amidst self-isolation and quarantining! We wish you well. Stay safe, folks! We love you 3000 (even though we don't talk about Endgame in this house.)

We're flying higher, further, faster back to our roots in this week's episode on Captain Marvel, baby! Join us as we discuss the movie's creative use of flashbacks, the biology of skrulls, where the hell the Tesseract has been this whole time, and how the best part about being human is that when we get knocked down, we get right back up again.

Journey with us to the city of Atlantis! Following up with Gabry's favorite Disney movie, listen in while we talk about history real and imagined, theorize about aging and why Atlanteans can't read, mock Milo's translating skills (just a little, and lovingly!), and most importantly profess our love of glowy blue things.

To quote the John Rzeznik song, we're still here--and headed for Treasure Planet! We're kicking off our next mini season with Cait's favorite Disney movie, talking about narrative set-up and pay off, framing, what this movie gets wrong about space, and how cool it is regardless.