Gex. Wishbone. Aslan. Air Bud. What do these famous animals have in common? They’re all invited to the sick music festival that me and Ja Rule are hosting. It’s a real music festival and definitely not an MLM that we’re using to conquer indigenous peoples. Our musical acts include Wilson from Castaway and Blathers performing an incredible Yakuza-style karaoke cutscene. All proceeds go to helping my bud Splorko get back on his feet after Nook foreclosed his house.

Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson (www.zackerywilson.com/)