Hey, We Fixed Your Game

For this special janitorial episode we're joined by Isaac! If you've ever been the type of grandchild to think "I could make a crazy profit turning this ever-shifting mansion into 46 themed AirBnB's but can't be arsed to do the 200 consecutive pushups stipulated in the will for me to legally inherit it," boy does FixCo have a game for you.

(00:00) Hey We Fixed Your Home Alone

(00:26) Theme song

(01:04) Special guest arrives!

(03:25) Email

(08:27) Fixing Blue Prince

(28:29) WATER COOLER BREAK

(35:14) Player feedback

(51:35) ~The Final Fix~

A few weeks ago, Caleb hit the bustling streets of Chicago's C2E2 Expo and returned with a cornucopia of authentic gamer problems from the convention's attendees. Back inside the FixCo office, Dwight and Caleb have reconvened to address these gamer complaints with a little bit of Jello and a whole lot of Bill Murray.

(00:00) Caleb accidentally recorded himself humming at C2E2

(00:18) Theme song

(00:55) Intro

(05:34) Problem 1: The Pokemon Professor Dilemma

(13:32) Problem 2: Bipartisanship in World of Warcraft

(21:38) Problem 3: De-Looping Bravely Default

(31:00) WATER COOLER BREAK

(36:00) Problem 4: Junkrat Trauma

(41:00) Problem 5: Super Smash Fingers

(45:55) Problem 6: Oxenfree II is just Oxenfree I

(50:54) Problem 7: Too Many League of Legends Characters

(53:00) Outro

In the rapidly deteriorating world where everyone's addicted to doing their taxes, wooed by irresistible anime characters, it's easy to lose track of what matters: Ringo hungy for acts of service and consistent, clear communication!

(00:00) Dependent typing

(00:24) Theme song

(01:02) Intro

(05:45) Email

(13:01) Fixing Tax Heaven 3000

(33:33) WATER COOLER BREAK

(37:54) Player feedback

(51:51) ~The Final Fix~

LeBron and Bronny James have set a new precedent. It's like Dance Moms and the Masked Singer had a whole litter of babies bred specifically to pass on a generational curse to the Chicago Bulls.*

*Pemmican not included.

(00:00) Dwight's gun money

(00:30) Theme song

(01:08) Intro

(03:56) Company memo

(11:19) Fixing basketball

(30:48) WATER COOLER BREAK

(33:46) Player feedback

(49:28) ~The Final Fix~

Let me introduce you to my new boyfriend(s) Ichiban Kasuga. He's climbing the ladder the old-fashioned way: putting all the crude oil back where it came from and undelivering your Amazon packages.

(00:00) Mediation for Gamers

(00:50) Theme song

(01:28) Intro

(04:31) Company memo

(10:16) Fixing Yakuza: Like a Dragon

(42:48) WATER COOLER BREAK

(44:59) Player feedback

(53:50) ~The Final Fix~

What if every bullet in a bullet hell had a fully voiced character arc and world lore?

(00:00) Rutherford

(00:24) Theme song

(01:02) Intro

(03:19) Company memo

(09:09) Fixing Star of Providence

(29:15) WATER COOLER BREAK

(36:17) Player feedback

(48:37) ~The Final Fix~

I would love to see Confucius and Ben Franklin spooning on a couch.

(00:00) Non-seqs and thumbies

(00:33) Theme song

(01:11) Intro

(02:40) Company memo

(03:50) Fixing the Civilization series

(34:25) WATER COOLER BREAK

(38:31) Addressing player feedback

(53:38) ~The Final Fix~

2 MILLION GOLD DOUBLOONS

(00:00) The Video Game Podcast Auction

(00:48) Theme Song

(01:27) Introducing HWFYG Season 2

(05:35) Company Memo

(09:31) Fixing World of Horror

(31:50) WATER COOLER BREAK!!!

(36:25) Addressing Player Feedback

(52:07) The Final Fix

(56:50) We Fixed the Game!

We're back with this special two-part episode! First, join us for the first annual Fixies awards, where we discuss Tim Walz' Crazy Taxi skills and Indiana Jones' shape obsession. Then watch in horror as we Frankenstein together the official game of the year: "Geunoarau Pit X e^50"

The Steroid Olympics? (00:00)

Intro (00:38)

The Fixies Awards (05:10)

Our favorites games of 2024 (21:38)

Concocting the Game of the Year (37:24)

WHAT ELSE?! (52:50)

A big big big announcement (55:08)

Opening Theme: "Austin" by Zachery Wilson (⁠https://www.zackerywilson.com/⁠)

As we enter the arguably spookier month of November 2024 here in the U.S., Dwight and Caleb hearken back to better days, days where we put aside our differences to compete in feats of digital athleticism. Namely, bowling, tennis, boxing, golf, and baseball.

(00:23) Intro

(01:13) What's Wii Sports?

(06:33) First fix

(51:26) What ELSE???

Opening Theme: "Austin" by Zachery Wilson (https://www.zackerywilson.com/)