Hey, We Fixed Your Game

Introducing the brand new Skyrim Smart Fridge™! Just climb right inside and let Tamriel’s icy winds chill you to your bones. And turn on phone notifications to be alerted whenever A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE ICE DISPENSER.

DISCLAIMER: The Skyrim Smart Fridge™ is not large enough to play golf inside of. We are not liable for any accidental Snoop Dogg summonings. Skyrim Smart Fridge™ is an affiliate brand of Nordphone™, a subsidiary of Yung Gravy Enterprises.

(00:00) Mods for Real Life

(03:43) Intro

(04:34) Explaining Skyrim

(10:24) Skyrim Modpack Gift Exchange

(20:10) Baryl & Benor Forever <3

(24:08) GOOFS RO DAH

(50:32) Outro

Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson (⁠⁠https://www.zackerywilson.com/⁠⁠)

It's that time of year again, and what better way to celebrate 2023's greatest games than by picking our favorites and merging them into a barely recognizable inbred chimera? Cozy up by the fire with your loved ones and a warm cup of joe as we welcome 2024 by heralding the Game to end all games (and maybe the world).

Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson (https://www.zackerywilson.com/)

Intermission Theme by Tri-Tachyon (https://soundcloud.com/tri-tachyon/albums)

There's only one thing we love more than podcasting — the crisp, delicious taste of Joja Cola. That's why we're proud to announce the official Hey We Fixed Your Game sweepstakes for a lifetime supply of FREE JOJA COLA!!! To enter, you must do the following:

* Do not pour Joja Cola into a community soup or the governor will say your soup tastes like dogsh!t and delete your save file

Special thanks to our guest Mike Gillis! You can check out his team's game The Visionary here: https://serious-hats-only.itch.io/the-visionary

(0:00:00) Joja Cola has real jojaine in it

(0:06:22) Intro

(0:09:13) What is Stardew Valley?

(0:12:51) Discussion

(0:27:48) Mike's New Podcast: "Hello, I'm Solving Your Game"

(0:30:06) The Goof Farm

(0:56:06) Recommendations

(1:04:55) Next Episode: Skyrim

Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson (⁠https://www.zackerywilson.com/⁠)

The gods are real. They walk among us. They pass us on the streets, stand next to us in the grocery store, sit next to us on the bus. They’re just like you and me. Except they’ve got humongous schlongs. And Caleb is here to sing you a song about it.

Special thanks to our friends Hadleigh and Phoebe for helping us pass the Bechdel test!

Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson (https://www.zackerywilson.com/)

We're traveling back in time to 2012 in search of two things: a good therapist who isn't secretly evil and a couple million dollars in Kickstarter funding. Also, during this episode you can open the game menu to switch back and forth between Caleb and Dwight.

(00:00) Processing Collin's Death

(03:57) Intro

(06:12) Explaining Bioshock 2

(17:45) Fixing Bioshock 2

(24:30) Explaining Broken Age

(39:08) Fixing Broken Age

(54:55) Outro

Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson (⁠https://www.zackerywilson.com/⁠)

For Halloween this year, we desired only one thing: The Old Data. We thought it would save us. We thought it would give us power. But we had to make sacrifices to get it. Now, look at all we've lost. 300 ringworms. 1 million fortune cookies. Countless garage sale moms. One perfect bowl of chicken primavera. And in the end, our only reward was pain. And a canonically-dead guest host. RIP Collin.

Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson (https://www.zackerywilson.com/)

Introducing Slay the Spire’s new Muppet Mayhem DLC! Help Kermit bust unions and subdue the populace through trickle-down economics. Not to mention, this DLC comes with brand new hardware! Experience the majesty of REALTASTE(™) technology as you Sodastream your Nalgene full of all kinds of extremely alcoholic potions. Don’t be dainty, just grow some orbs and shotgun that sludgy, brown liquid! After all, this spire ain’t gonna slay itself!

Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson (https://www.zackerywilson.com/)

A recent archaeological dig has revealed a slew of new information about the ancient Tower of Babel story, and oh boy, it's some wild stuff. Apparently the Tower of Babel was populated by dirty cuss word folks who used a mile-wide urinal, sold life insurance, and invented the world's first DuoLingo predecessor. Bazinga!

Thanks to our friend Isaac for helping us with our grand translation efforts! You can find Isaac on the podcast Warlock (https://www.warlockpod.com/where-to-listen) or the actual-play show Pirates of Corsaria (https://www.twitch.tv/silent_s_quirrel).

(00:00) Cloudy with a Chants of Sennaar

(03:43) Intro

(06:10) What is Chants of Sennaar?

(09:43) Discussion

(15:52) Goofs

(51:06) Recommendations

(57:08) Next Episode: Slay the Spire

Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson (https://www.zackerywilson.com/)

Have you heard Chert's Soundcloud mixtape? It's a masterpiece. Really recontextualized the way I think about atoms. Also, Chert's skin is so smooth. You can hear it in the way he says yuh.

Favorite tracks: LOOP GOOP, FISH BOOBS, and SPACE BUGATTI

Least favorite track: KISSY CTHULU LIPS

Final score: 9/10

(00:00) The Time Loop Meta

(04:10) Intro

(05:58) What is Outer Wilds?

(10:28) Serious Discussion

(23:45) Goofhog Day

(54:31) Recommendations

(57:53) Next Episode: Chants of Sennaar

Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson (https://www.zackerywilson.com/)

I was looking at everyone’s Google Calendar to schedule a BG3 sesh, and my platonic work friend Gale has the entire month of September blocked out for “truck consumption.” WTF?

Also, thanks to our friend Erik for performing the help action on this episode!

Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson (https://www.zackerywilson.com/)