The gods are real. They walk among us. They pass us on the streets, stand next to us in the grocery store, sit next to us on the bus. They’re just like you and me. Except they’ve got humongous schlongs. And Caleb is here to sing you a song about it.

Special thanks to our friends Hadleigh and Phoebe for helping us pass the Bechdel test!

Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson (https://www.zackerywilson.com/)