Hey, We Fixed Your Game

Behold! 100 little Bill Clintons! They're following you around. They're helping you flirt with 90s cartoon characters. They're scooping the toxic purple liquid out of your basement. It's just 100 tiny Bills with microscopic little Clinton butts. But what they lack in booty they make up for in dandori.

Knock knock...

Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson (https://www.zackerywilson.com/)

Imagine a world of spaghetti. A world whose bathroom stalls have no doors. A world where Sebastian the crab sings you to sleep. A world where everywhere you look, you see the Windows XP default wallpaper. This is the future that the Libertarian party wants for you. Are you scared? You should be.

Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson (https://www.zackerywilson.com/)

Gex. Wishbone. Aslan. Air Bud. What do these famous animals have in common? They’re all invited to the sick music festival that me and Ja Rule are hosting. It’s a real music festival and definitely not an MLM that we’re using to conquer indigenous peoples. Our musical acts include Wilson from Castaway and Blathers performing an incredible Yakuza-style karaoke cutscene. All proceeds go to helping my bud Splorko get back on his feet after Nook foreclosed his house.

Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson (www.zackerywilson.com/)

We love Minecraft almost as much as we loved Steve Carrell’s performance as the Sex Asteroid in “Asteroid Sex in the Sex City.” Also, this episode was brought to you by the Arizona Tourism Board. Start the Subaru, father. We have to go to Arizona. The blocks have spoken.

Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson (https://www.zackerywilson.com/)

Yahaha! Can you get me a bottle of Hennessy?

Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson (⁠https://www.zackerywilson.com/⁠)

Gather around for some royalty-free Spring Break sea shanties as we congregate on the shore and throw our fishing rods into the murky, black ocean. That’s how fishing works, right?

Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson (https://www.zackerywilson.com/)

We delved too deep into the mountain. We discovered secrets that should have remained hidden. Now our minds are plagued with images of George Clooney, Paul Dano, and Roy the Koopaling. Worst of all, in our recklessness we unleashed the great beast from it’s slumber. Protect the dwarf queen. Tetris is coming for us all.

Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson (https://www.zackerywilson.com/)

Does anybody know Neil Gaiman? We desperately want to play Fortnite with him. We heard he got the new Jesus skin after attending an in-game Death Grips concert, and we're hoping we'll get paired up with him in the new compatibility mode.

Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson (https://www.zackerywilson.com/)