Trigger Warning! Christmas wasn’t born in a manger, it was built across centuries of pagan winter festivals, Roman politics, church rebranding, folklore, and cultural survival.
In this full-length Average Joe Nerdcast holiday deep dive, Nate explores the real history of Christmas: why Jesus was not born on December 25, how the early Church adopted existing Roman solstice festivals like Saturnalia, why Puritans once banned Christmas entirely, and how Victorian England revived it through ghost stories and family ritual.
We unpack the truth behind Santa Claus, defend Christmas magic as a tool for teaching generosity (not deception), and meet Krampus, the horned shadow of Saint Nicholas who kept winter traditions honest long before modern holiday marketing.
This episode blends serious historical research, folklore, religious history, psychology, and irreverent humor to challenge modern myths, including the idea that Christmas was “always Christian” or that culture somehow corrupted it.
If you love Christmas, hate revisionist history, believe kids deserve wonder, and enjoy a good roast backed by real sources then pull up a chair by the fire.
Topics Covered
• Jesus’ birthdate myths
• Saturnalia & Sol Invictus
• Puritans banning Christmas
• Victorian ghost stories
• Charles Dickens & A Christmas Carol
• Santa as a moral teaching tool
• Krampus & Alpine folklore
• Why Christmas magic matters
Stay gold. Nerd bold. And have a merry Christmas.
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EPISODE NOTES & SOURCES (GOOGLE-ABLE RECEIPTS)
Jesus Was Not Born on December 25
Sources:
Encyclopedia Britannica - Christmas
Bart D. Ehrman, Jesus: Apocalyptic Prophet of the New Millennium
Oxford Companion to Christian Thought
Biblical Archaeology Society (Luke & shepherd context)
Saturnalia & Sol Invictus (Rome’s Winter Festivals)
Sources:
Macrobius, Saturnalia
Mary Beard, SPQR
Encyclopedia Britannica - Saturnalia
Ronald Hutton, Stations of the Sun
Puritans Banned Christmas
Sources:
Nissenbaum, The Battle for Christmas
Massachusetts Bay Colony Records
History.com - Why Christmas Was Banned
British Parliamentary Archives (17th century)
Victorian Ghost Stories & Christmas
Sources:
Ronald Hutton, The Rise and Fall of Merry England
British Library - Christmas Ghost Stories
BBC Culture - Why Christmas Was Once Scary
A Christmas Carol & Dickens
Sources:
Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol (1843)
BBC History - Dickens and Christmas
Victorian Web - Christmas and Moral Reform
Santa Claus Is Not a Lie
Sources:
Jean Piaget - child development & symbolic thinking
Joseph Campbell - myth as social function
American Psychological Association - imagination in childhood
Krampus & Alpine Folklore
Sources:
Alpine Folklore Archives
National Geographic - Krampus Explained
Smithsonian Magazine - The History of Krampus
Ronald Hutton - European winter spirits research