Awkward Apocalypse

We have a full show for you this time, and more importantly we have a squirt contest WINNER! Greg dances with a guy in Subway, goes to some Christmas parties, and Krazy kicks down a door! Jenny dresses up like an elf, goes to a graduation, and has a super creepy karaoke session. There's a fruity Would You Rather, a special message from HH, and TONS of listener submissions for the Awkward Talk about sleep talking and walking! Next weeks topic is what is the best (or worst) way to turn someone down? Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to [email protected], and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

In this involuntarily shortened episode, Jenny's friend Paul stops in from Seattle to hang out and Brad carves out some time to talk with us as well. There was supposed to be a winner to the squirt naming contest, but a wrench has been thrown, Awkward Talk is all about getting your date into the bedroom, and next weeks AT is talking while you sleep, and anything else funny that happens during bed time. Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to [email protected], and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

Greg and Jenny are joined by Mike, aka Pepe Le Pew Pew! Greg goes road trip pin' with New Girl, does some cooking, and hates the people he works with while Jenny get's an amazing gift from MagickBee, babysits her friend at a party, and hangs out with an ex. We have a new/old Dear Jenny, Whatchu Talkin' Bout, and some great responses to the 'Would You Rather' and break up Awkward Talk. Next weeks AT is about getting your date from the front door to the back door (if you catch my drift!). What do you do that gets someone in to the bedroom? What have people tried on you that has worked or hasn't worked? Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to [email protected], and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

It's been a while since Greg and Jenny blessed your ear holes, and they are joined by David Moon of sext novel fame. Greg finds more reasons that he's an ass hole, hates his old friends, and talks sexy costumes while Jenny shaves naked, party's in Seattle, and get's foxy. A fruity would you rather, the squirting contest moves to the next round and a new segment called Whatchu Talkin 'Bout?! Also, we talked a lot of dick for Awkward Talk, and next weeks AT is Break Ups; and how you got over them. Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to [email protected], and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

It's Halloween time in Awkwardville. Greg goes to Oktoberfest, hangs out with hillbilly's, and checks himself out while goes to a fancy singles party, does scary things with Albert, and hangs out with Dr. Drew. A slutty "Would You Rather," and an Awkward Talk all about Halloween time! Next weeks A.T. is circumcised dicks, and your thoughts on the matter. Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to [email protected], and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

In this episode of AA, super awesome and very un-inhibited friend Ashley stops by to hang out with the gang and talk about all kinds of inappropriate. Greg goes to Disneyland, and loves boobs all while Jenny throws a party, hears from 'Friday Night Fever' and found waffle bites. Everyone is glad fall is here, Barilla pasta sucks, a horribly great 'Would You Rather' and Sex on Drugs is the Awkward Talk. Next weeks A.T.: All about halloween; tell us about your favorite/sexy/crazy costumes, halloween experiences, trick-or-treating, and all that stuff! Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to [email protected], and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

Brad (@funnybrad/About Last Night podcast) and Trigga Mike join the two to discuss everything from cunts to bad drivers. Greg has more Krazy news, New Girl updates, and we find out he's a bad driver while Jenny is in the midst of some boy troubles. An F You and Yeah of the day, and a gross Would You Rather about fucking dead people. Awkward Talk is all about what it'd be like to have opposite junk, and next weeks is having sex while on drugs. All this and more! So go give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to [email protected], and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

Megan and the twins stop by to hang out, and there might even be a small appearance by Brad Williams. Greg classes things up and goes to the Opera and has a new crazy story! Jenny has another weekend of sobriety (not quite) and a super awkward "date" night. A really good Would You Rather, Megan dances and has a wardrobe malfunction (not that you can see), and lots of anal! Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to [email protected], and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

In our latest installment, people are breaking up Vine and Krazy is still ruining Greg's life (sorta). Jenny has a crazy birthday encounter, and lays the verbal smack down on her ex. The tables are turned on the listeners and Jenny has a Dear Listener question for everyone, F You and Yeah, Megans throws down some brownies. Awkward Talk is Tricks you've discovered that drives the other sex wild, and next weeks is What it's like to have a Dick/Vagina. Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to [email protected], and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

It's the post Jenny birthday celebration, where she almost got charged with a felony all while her ex was trying to get cuddly. Greg goes out with New Girl again, and Jenny calls him out for making moves, as does EVERYONE else! Jenny reads the LAST Sexting with David, they throw down the Fuck You/Yeah of the day, and talk all about dirty talk for Awkward Talk. Next weeks topic: Tricks you’ve discovered that drives the other sex wild. Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to [email protected], and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!