Front fire, always and forever, still burning warm for JLO. Seriously. She's still Jenny from the block. Favorite JLO coupling? Burning Question and leave a message at the tone. Byyyyyye

Not the guy, but the show though.  John Mayer 4 ever. All john mayer, all the time but CP still STANS him with Andy. 

An ode to Kyle Crownover yet again! He's seriously the best.  
And breakfast qat the caf.

Front fire and not in the good way. Speidi and are all dogs virgins? Flexidern TM

No clothes packed, oranges in sweet water, and kids forgetting shit. What are your 3 deserted island things? 

Talking about the one and only Fat One, Susan Lucci fan fic, and hire your papparazzi you'll want to be seen listening to this episode.  Also sorry, Vodka. Real Corn Nuts call us. 

Halloween costumes, 69 degrees, christina's backup dancers and more 

Is she going to jail for aiding and abetting Christia? Or is she going to jail for stealing $800 worth of panties from Victoria's Secret? OR for doing the worst Jessica Simpson impersonation ever? Tune in and find out.

*DICKsclaimer: Don't listen until 6PM or so ;)

Shave your eyebrows, strap on your jock, and call Ye because we got that good good imodium for Kim. But also who is Wookie? 

Grab both of your eye patches, we are heading to a scary movie. If the movie's too much we'll head out to the parking lot for the 1st Annual Awkward Mom's Club Talent Show. We cover allowance and chores and recapping Ashley's various talent show escapades.