We’re off this week but we bring you two Again With Again With This episodes full of holiday cheer.

Our discussion of the ongoing Tori Spelling send-up from Saturday Night Live is twice as long as the pleasingly concise skit, which we give pretty high marks. Is Melanie Hutsell’s Tennessee-flavored Tori a success? Is there STUFF? Listen and see what we thought!

Carol Cartman is a truly heinous bitch of a daytime talk show host, but can visits from three Christmas ghosts show her the error of her ways? …Yes, yes they can.

We’re off this week but we bring you two Again With Again With This episodes full of holiday cheer.

Netflix’s “Hallmark, But Expensive?” movie Falling For Christmas features LiLo as an amnesiac heiress, and Jack Wagner as her hotel-magnate dad. It’s a completely predictable bagatelle — but were we charmed by it? Was Wagner’s best work in the blooper reel? And can we get a Tad/Ralph spin-off or what?

Caitlin may be a new arrival to The Mayor’s staff, but Heather Locklear is a veteran when it comes to parrying men’s romantic overtures and pretending she’s not interested herself. Her stubbornness is matched by Mike’s in this holiday episode: join us as we mix and mingle, but stay away from the Croot Loops.

Midseason replacement True Blue is the 9-1-1 of its day…so why didn’t it last longer than three months? Maybe because Law & Order, which staffed up with half TB‘s cast, came along and ate its lunch? Maybe because it spent its entire budget on music rights for this one episode, “Oldies But Goodies”? We have some theories, but we’re pretty sure it’s not Grant Show’s fault.

Dina Meyer had a three-episode arc as Kate, a fancy actress who thinks her co-star Joey (Matt LeBlanc) is beneath her. In this bonus episode, we watch how she and her beautiful hair made their exit.

Just one more season of Melrose Place remains, but the podcast will live on. The question is: what show will we go through episode by episode after Melrose Place‘s Season 7 finale? We invited listeners JUST LIKE YOU to call and pitch your suggestions, and the time has come to listen and consider what the future may hold!

Rob “Kyle McBride” Estes starred in a fourth-season Jump Streetepisode on illegal gambling, which featured verrrry long establishing shots; frequent PSAs about bookmaking; Penhall being a mediocre white guy; and a surprisingly winning turn from Estes. Special guest star Dustin Nguyen’s mall-sized blazer!

Yolanda Hadid just wanted to take her fellow Real Housewives on a nice visit her home country, The Netherlands. Unfortunately, Lisa Rinna was in the middle of being very concerned (or possibly “concerned”) about Kim Richards’s sobriety, and Kim was not having it. Cue one of the franchise’s most memorable fights!

We knew you had more on your mind, and you proved us right with an all-new round of calls. Questions! Comments! Texts! Declarations of love! Intentional manglings of our names! You brought it all, and we’re thrilled to share it with all your fellow listeners, after the beeparoonie.

Back in the unlamented Greevey era of Law & Order: Mothership, Thomas Calabro played a variation on Robert Chambers named Ned Loomis in Season 1, Episode 4, “Kiss The Girls And Make Them Die.” We have some notes.

We couldn’t NOT watch three Melroseans in the Fantasy Island reboot — especially in an episode that’s a meta meditation on aging in Hollywood and societal double standards. Did the show convert Sarah? And what’s with the tomato boobs?

As we take a little time off for the holidays, we’re opening up our voicemail box and playing some of your latest calls. In addition to learning about the Jackie Taylor-esque luxury one listener enjoys in her boudoir/kitchenette and another’s suggestion for a New Year’s resolution a certain Chris Marchette should make, we’re answering your questions. Which 90210 or past Melrose Place character would we import to Season 6? What might happen if anyone in the gang crossed over into Law & Order? If we all agree on Melrose Place‘s BEST couple (and we do), which is second-best? And more! Pop some champagne and join us!

There’s one special gift that almost every Beverly Hills, 90210 and Melrose Place star has loved to give us over the years: appearing in a holiday-themed TV movie! In this special game, Sarah and Dave festively fight to see who is better at guessing those films’ titles. Get your silver bell buzzer and play along!

Off-model July wraps up in the best possible way: with you! We set up a hotline (210.920.4699) you can use to leave us a voicemail day or night, and we were thrilled to hear from so many of you. We cover questions, like which scenes showed the cast actually acting well and which writer showed up to cameo in multiple episodes. And comments, like how mad people still are about that gay kiss cut from the Season 2 finale, and how the show has invaded their dreams. All this and much much more in our first — but certainly not last — call-in special!