B Movie Bandits

This week the bandits combat Mortal Kombat: Anhilation. Described by one reviewer as "...so bad, I watched this film on a plane and people still walked of it". No amount of flips, changing hair styles or thumping 90's club techno soundtracks can save it... Pimm's in hand, can the Bandits and their new special guest win the day, or will this movie FINISH THEM?

Double dates? Scratches causing cancer? A new lifeform grown from hair, put in a lunchbox and thrown at the sun? Sounds like the Bandits are tackling a Superman movie.

This week we take on Superman 4, a film with a production history so tragic it'll bring tears to your eyes. Find out what Christopher Reeve managed to cobble together despite huge budget cuts, a dwindling crew, and 45 minutes of cut footage.

This week the Bandits tackle the Italian Star Wars, also known as Starcrash... Poor script translations, confused looking actors and unpainted miniature space ship models all take centre stage in Luigi Cozzi's sci-fi disasterpiece!

With the new iteration of Stephen Kings "It" smashing it at the box office, the Bandits take on some of King's less successful work. Get ready for Shit Weasels and Morgan Freeman to really ruin the day of a few folks out in the woods. It's the critically panned Dreamcatcher!

The Bandits are back after their long hiatus! What have they been doing? Being unemployed and lazy, of course. Get off their backs, stop judging them. You're not their dad! They do have a fancy new microphone though.Anyway, this episode the Bandits tackle a Robin Williams musical commedy classic from the 1980's. With largely inaudiable dialogue, confused plot and music crafted by a drunken mad man; grab your spinach and wind up your punches for Popeye!

This week the bandits tackle the Italian Rambo in a no holds barred battle to the death! He's a real son of a bitch, but this time he's going down.

This week, the Bandits endure the worst barrage of duck puns ever put to film. Will duck breasts, weird sleezy sex jokes and George Lucas' special effects team get the better of our heroes?

Welcome to the second of our Cynthia Rothrock adventures! Come with us and join the fine folks of Kungfuiton on a high kicking escapade!

It's Morphing Time!

This week, the Bandits fire up their old Morphers, donning the power of the radical 90s to battle against god awful puns and some fantastically cringey acting. So wear your baseball caps backwards, pull off a couple of sweet roller blading tricks and get ready to hang with the original teens with attitude, it's the Power Rangers movie!

This week the Bandits pull in reinforcements to face up to the hulking, leotard clad form of Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 80's classic, The Running Man! Costumes, one liners and mad tv personalities; this has the best of the 80's in it's purest form.