We had another guest!  This time Arlin came by and suggested that we (or forced us to) watch 2005's DOOM.  And let's get this out of the way - DOOM sucked.  As always, we have all of the spoilers, and hold nothing back - even when it may have been advisable.

I think I managed to upload a few of these in the wrong order, if anyone was paying attention to that.  Anyhow, I'm back on track.  Come join us for another journey into blah-ness.  Sharktopus Vs Pteracuda.  I swear, we need to quit watching things that were made for tv.

The better the movie we watch, the less we have to tear it down.  The Lost Skeleton Of Cadavra is flat out amazing.  No complaints here.  In fact, nothing but recommendations that you go and watch it right now.  You can always listen to the podcast to find out just how high it ranks, though.

Back to the new version of the old movies we love - good old monster movies.  I don't know why the older ones seem to have so much more charm than the new ones like this, but the new ones, no matter how bad they might really be, are still a good romp most of the time.

So let's hear it for mashing two monsters together and thinking that for some reason that makes them scarier.  For my money, I'd rather be eaten in one bite by the piranhaconda than to be slowly asphyxiated by an anaconda or nibbled to death by piranhas.  

But that might just be me.  Find us on Facebook or email us at [email protected] and let us know how we're doing.

This is Amber's favourite episode.  She loves The Star Wars Holiday Special and just can't bring herself to admit it.  Also, I think I may have accidentally labelled our last episode as episode 30, but this is the real episode 30.  I'll be all caught up soon and then  there won't be any more confusion.

By the way - this movie BLOWS.  I can hardly wait until we watch it again next year.

It's kind of amazing how many times a lot of money can be thrown at something and it still turns out to be a flaming pile of garbage like this.  Join us as we take a look at 2011's Priest, once again, a movie that had no right to be as bad as it was.

I've come to expect a certain level of quality out of a Steven Seagal movie.  It's not a high level, to be fair.  For the most part, I find them to be more laughable than enjoyable, but China Salesman failed to provide even that.  This movie was just awful.

This podcast, however, was pretty fun, and we had our first guest sit in with us for a recording of this, so I guess I owe her an apology.  Sorry for the terrible flick, Kat. You hang out with us, and it just happens sometimes.

Joe was so nice to us this week.  He knows how to pick a total piece of garbage of a movie, and he also knows when we can't take it any longer and then he hits us with something like this.  Dark And Stormy Night is AMAZING.

There is no reason not to watch this movie.  There is very little reason not to watch it multiple times.

Warning: I do use the word "literally" during this podcast so many times that it ends up sounding like a vocal tic. I'll try to get better about that.

We had a turn in the right direction after the last two dog bombs we watched, but I'm not actually convinced that Vampire Bats was as good as we made it out to be at this point.  I really think it might just have seemed better than it was because of the terrible run of nonsense we had been dealing with for the previous episodes. 

Watch it for yourself and decide.

This was basically a kick in the left nut right after Cartel 2045 kicked us in the right one. Here's to hoping we have something good coming up next week, and not another movie that makes us question all of our life choices.