B Movie Breakdown

From the writer of Alien and director of Poltergeist comes the sci-fi epic of a lifetime known as Lifeforce, in which the female lead is a naked space vampire. But these space vampires aren't your typical vampires and their rules continuously change as the characters keeps assuming or guessing them as the movie goes. Oh and to make things even more chaotic, there's also zombies and giant demon creatures.

Elvira, Joe Bob Briggs, Svengoolie, and so many other horror hosts shaped our childhood, but only Elvira had her very own feature length film aptly titled Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark. If you are wondering, can a horror host such as Elvira really carry an entire movie? The answer is YES! This is an excellent concoction of campy fun, sex appeal, and comedy all wrapped up into that famous low cut black gown.

After these messages, we'll be right back! Corey and Nick are taking a week off from the podcast world, but will be back next week with an all new episode in which they will be discussing Elvira Mistress Of The Dark!

It's been a while since we've discussed a solid slasher on this podcast, let alone a killer kid movie. Well, this week we travel back to 1976 to take a look at Alice Sweet Alice, an underrated slasher from the dawn of the genre. Taking place in the 1960s, an unsociable young girl is suspected of killing her younger sister during her first communion, as well as a series of stabbings that follow. But is a twelve year old girl really capable of such brutality?

It's not every day we come across a film that packs grotesque sexual horror, stimulating social commentary, and a journey through psychosis all in equal measure. Well, 1989's Society does just that. This savage horror satire culminates in one of the most insane climaxes in all of horror history. We highly recommend you watch this movie on Amazon Prime Video before listening to this episode. 

When Spike, a salesmen from HVTV, comes to offer a free trial of a satellite TV package with 666 channels of pure entertainment, Roy Knable just can't resist. Little does Roy know, he just sold his soul to the devil and his family is in for one wild ride! That's right folks, this week on the podcast we go on an adventure with Knable's in the highly underrated film Stay Tuned from 1992.

In a post-apocalyptic future, the Soviets have invaded the USA with an army of super human soldiers that are half-man and half-shark. This sounds right up our alley, right? Believe it or not, it is and isn't all at the same time. Confusing? Well, you will just have to listen to find out exactly what we thought of Post Apocalyptic Commando Shark.

Some movies are so nice, that studios just can't help but make them twice; thus we have the dreaded remake. They can offer filmmakers the opportunity to carry out a unique vision to new audiences while still showing the up most respect to the original story. And then you have remakes like Death Wish. Remakes that just exist. That when it's all said and done and the credits roll you say "Welp, that was a movie." This is not  the Paul Kersey and Death Wish we love, this is just Bruce Willis and Eli Roth getting a paycheck from a remake that was caught in development hell.

Not only did we make it through 2018, but we have also finally made it through the entire Death Wish series starring Charles Bronson. This week we close out our journey with Paul Kersey in Death Wish V: The Face Of Death. Paul is back to his old ways in a satisfying final installment that didn't leave a bitter taste in our mouths like Death Wish 4: The Crack down did. ***It should also be noted that during some tangents in this episode there are spoilers for The Christmas Chronicles and Jurassic World: The Fallen Kingdom.***

Well we all knew after the chaos that was Death Wish 3, that nothing could truly deliver at that level and we were right. Death Wish 4: The Crackdown not only gives us a mediocre story, but it also gives us a sloppy Paul Kersey. Once he starts being hired to kill, it was the beginning of the end. Also, this movie features two scenes with the WORST stand in dummies we have ever seen on film.