B Movie Breakdown

You've morbed the memes, now let's morb the movie. Is it as bad as everyone morbs it is? Join us as we morb into Morbius. It’s MORBIN TIME!

Welcome back to the breakdown! This week, one man's lifelong passion for horror and the macabre leads to a prequel of sorts, with his sights set on explaining just how a classic couple fell in love. We get in to it. Your miles may vary, but let's dive in to Rob Zombie's The Munsters.

Episode 400 is upon us, and for such a momentous event we dive back in to a "franchise" that's engrossed us before. You've heard rants on Munchie, Munchie strikes back and now its time to consume the unrelated movie that birthed everyone's favorite series, Munchies! Let's go.

Have you ever felt like there was someone pulling your strings throughout your life? Shaping it, so you would learn and grow? A guiding hand for your everyday experiences? What if you were the the President's daughter and this mysterious someone was an alien? Let's get into our talk on My Uncle the Alien.

Travel back in time to a simpler, yet wilder era as we view an underground, independent film of the early 1990s. Is this just someones nicely edited home movie fever dream? Maybe! Are there Muppets? Werewolves? Again, maybe! Let's check out an essentially unknown film, inspired by a cereal marketing campaign, Where's the Cap'n?

If this weeks feature teaches us anything, its that we're living on borrowed time. Knife culture comes for us all. This totally serious, not over the top, extremely current, instructional video made for law enforcement, provides tips and tricks than even a regular civilian can use to protect onselves from katanas, crossbows, pant leg fish hooks, razorblade hats and more! This film gives you everything you need to know about Surviving Edged Weapons. (For real everybody, it's batshit crazy. Brace yourself.)

Getting your information from a hospital has never been more difficult. One woman's routine stop becomes a descent in to assault and anarchy when a phantom from her past returns to wreak havoc on everyone around her. X-Ray (aka Hospital Massacre) is a horrifying example of abuse and subjugation. Not to mention, its bat shit crazy. Let's get in to it.

After the events of what we can only assume was a massive gang war, one community is under seige by corporatists wanting to demolish and rebuild it in their own image. Greed and corruption reign supreme in this weeks movie Escape From The Bronx. Local ruffians join together to resist an evil company set on genocide.

Did the 90s create ski movies or did ski movies create the 90s? Wild colors. Outrageous competitions. Parties. So. Many. Parties. When an elite team of skiers with not so vaguely authoritarian undertones challenges everyone's favorite wild guys for control of the slopes, all bets are off. Let's take to the mountains in this episode's feature, Ski School.

When one teacher accidently forces his students in to an occult ritual, their darkest secrets unleash a horror that needs to be seen to be believed. Let's dive in to 2002's Jigsaw!