(1987 - 2021) Baab Murphy, animal trainer for the stars, died at sea in a landlocked state yesterday. Known for his work making the pets of celebrities swim, Murphy was carving a path inland toward the love of his life at the time of his passing. He will be missed dearly by his boss Captain Steve, his numerous lovers lined up along the Bering Strait, and by his hundred moles who will sing a mournful song from now till sundown.

This episode is sponsored by: NO MOLE SPRAY MASTERCLASS

ft. NICK AUER - Baab Murphy / Mikey Mike

HANNAH ALBERTINE - Sandra / Petunia / Samantha

JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Capt. Steve

DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Mapboy Steve

Theme Song by AARON SHAPIRO

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