Could they have solved the Tower of Babel incident with a round of Charades?

Liz and Meagan sort it out as DS9 battles a rapidly-spreading virus that interferes with speech and language. Hilariously, only Quark and Odo are spared. Thus begins (drumroll) our first Quodosode, which writer Liz insists is a technically perfect hour of television. Artist Meagan agrees. BravOdo!

So sit down, relax and sip on an ice-cold Ferengi Starduster (extra straw!) while we attempt to answer the following:

- Does Dr. Bashir want to f**k this virus?

- Is it still considered kidnapping if you *intend* to return them?

- Does anyone on this station understand the concept of quarantine?

- Would Bajoran standup be funny?

- Why does Liz’s Odo impression sound like Yoda?

(Answers: Yes. Yes. No. Super no. Insufficient low vocal register.)