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Allison and Evan bid farewell to love warriors Christian and Jordan and break down the latest episodes of 'Bachelor in Paradise.' Evan gives admittedly awful couple names to everyone, Caitlin joins the Blake love-dodecagon, Katie might've blown it with Chris and Demi's love back home visits the island and is here to stay. 

Allison and Evan recap a dramatic second week of 'Bachelor in Paradise.' Evan gets his first exposure to Jordan and Dean. Spoiler - we're big fans. Then, the two chat Demi's moment, the Dylan-Blake-Hannah triangle, Big Mike, Christian's arrival and the pending piñata fight. It's Paradise, so we cracked open a Corona and a Claw for the ep today. 

Shaka brah! Allison and Evan dip into Bachelor in Paradise! They chat Evan's first go-around with Paradise, dissect the juicy Blake drama, and go through the early relationships blossoming down in Mexico. With no rose ceremony (bleh), they go back to giving out their own roses and also touch on the Tyler-Gigi Hadid date news from last week. 

Allison and Evan recap the most dramatic finale in Bachelorette history! The Jed drama finally catches up to him, and there's new hope for a Hannah and Tyler C relationship. After the recap, they're joined by the one, the only, the ORIGINAL Bachelorette herself: Trista Sutter. Trista dives into her time on the show, how the Bachelorette has evolved since then and gives some parting wisdom to Hannah.

Allison - back from vacation - and Evan give their final farewell to Luke P, who's off to catch a flight.... Then, they give their thoughts on the Men Tell All episode, rejoicing in JPJ's triumphant return. Finally, Bachelor Nation YouTube/Twitter/Instagram reactor extraordinaire Daniel Miramontes returns on the pod to give his view on the season and hand out some Bachelorette Season 15 Yearbook superlatives. 

With Allison on vacation, Evan Dulaney is joined by special guest and friend of the show Courtney Shorts. They chat about the fantasy suites episode, the culmination of the Luke P drama, Tyler's continued perfection and THE WINDMILL! Then, Evan phones Allison on vacation to get her thoughts on the episode, Luke, Jed and a potential Peter "scandal" all before she heads off to Harry Potter World for the day. 

Allison and Evan recap the hometown episode of the 'Bachelorette,' analyzing Hannah's visits to Westlake Village (CA), Jupiter (FL), Gainesville (GA) and Knoxville (TN). They chat about Hannah keeping all four of the boys, hand out their own roses and share what their hometown dates would be like. 

Allison and Evan bid a sad farewell to Mike as they recap E8 of the Bachelorette. They get through the ickiness of watching Jed, knowing what they know now. Then, they show some love to Tyler C, break down the latest round of Luke P vs. Garrett, answer fan mail and give a song to each of the contestants. Looks like we've got two more weeks of this Luke P B.S. Get through it with us. 

It's a one-on-one for Allison and Evan this week. They recap episode seven, talk Garrett and Hannah's "naked" bungee jump, put their eggs in the Peter the Pilot basket, stump for Tyler C as a potential bachelor and add to the discourse of the Jed drama. Then, they play a few cards of "Who's Most Likely To" for the boys and Evan quizzes Allison on the Dave Matthews Band lyric in the episode.

Allison and Evan recap the odd midseason episode and commiserate over the ongoing Luke P nonsense. Then, reality recapper and server of spoilers Reality Steve joins to talk his evolution into Bachelor insider, his brush-ups with ABC and his unique role in the Bachelor universe. Don't worry, we asked him not to spoil anything. Allison and Evan wrap it up by talking the Bachelor in Paradise cast announcement and answering fan mail. 

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