Well, we made it you guys, and in the words of Chris Harrison… “that. was. wild.” And now is the time we come together to dissect every press appearance, research every social media post, and speculate if these people are actually in love, or lying to us all. One thing we know for sure, Colton is definitely no longer a virgin because no real human could hide the shame of de-purifying yourself on national TV. Whatever happens, we just hope Colton and Cassie can find love within themselves. And until that happens, at least we have Hannah Beast to hold us over with what could possibly be the most awkward season in Bachelorette history. We’re off for a few weeks but Cassie, if you need help while we wait, please give us a sign. Cheers!