There are no words, but somehow, TTBP finds a way to discuss the work of art that is... Champagne Gate. Never, in the history of The Bachelor, has such trivial drama been displayed so brilliantly, Shonda Rhimes herself couldn't even produce such riveting television. We may never drink champagne the same way again. Hopefully, though, we don't end up drinking it the way Kelsey does. Alas, we are two weeks in and we already have our villain, we have our bully, and we have our insanely hot woman who just "wants to be noticed". We're deep in and we haven't even gotten to the windmills yet. Cheers to an already beautiful season!

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