In this episode the femmes break down Hannah B.'s questionable decision-making as well as the less-than-stellar group date challenges, all while taking a deeper dive into this season's sun signs. Plus -- pirates, childcare, and limousine pulling?? It's all just too much! Or is it not enough? Listen to find out!

Look who’s back back back again! And that means... so are we

Bachelor in Paradise Season Five Finale RECAP

Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! This season of Bachelor in Paradise may be long over, but us femmes aren’t done talking about it!! Listen up, as we wrap up all the drama, dissect the heartbreaks, celebrate the victories, and get a little off topic (but you love it soooo). Tune in as queer up Paradise.

Bachelor in Paradise Season 5 Episode 8 & 9 RECAP

Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! In this episode these femmes are very bothered by the next Bachelor pick, Joe’s parenting skills and all the free emotional labor Kevin seems to be doing?? Charge a sliding scale Kev, please! We shame the cast for starting a witch hunt, and even attempt to rationalize the strangest pair in Paradise: Krystal & Chris. Listen as we break. it. all. down.

Bachelor in Paradise, Season 5, Episode 6 & 7 Recap:

Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! This week, the femmes are back to call the men of Paradise out on all their problematic behavior. From gaslighting to backstabbing, to tricking dates into free yoga sessions (has Chris never heard of ClassPass??). Listen up as these queers call it out as we see it.

Season Five Episodes 4 & 5 RECAP

In this episode we beg for sweet relief from Tia and Colton content, break down ALL the teddy bear drama, chastise the leos for being bad bad bad, and crown a new Dyke of the Season. Who could possibly dethrone Astrid?! Listen to find out! ;))))

Welcome to episode 1 of our podcast, Bachelor Gaytion, where two salty femmes queer The Bachelor, so you don't have to (looking at you ABC). In this episode, we break down just how problematic Colton's storyline is, admire Crystal's ability to make getting dumped look beautiful, and divulge who we think really are the queerest contestants of the season. It's Bachelor in Paradise bae-by, let's get gay.