Bachelor-ish

A whole new group of Bachelors and Bachelorettes are back on the beach-and we are back to recap every bit for you! We are hoping BIP will be the goofy fun we all need to cleanse our palates after our last Bachelorette season, and it seems we are off to a great start, with baddies, zaddies, and scantily-claddies all vying for love this season.

After watching this rollercoaster of a season, everything wraps up on a three hour long season finale. We all have different opinions about this controversial ending, so hang in for some heated discussion about what goes down. After teasing drama and heartbreak, we finally find out the current statuses of our co-bachelorettes and who the next bachelor is. We don’t hold back guys!

Gabby and Rachel reunite live on stage for the first part of the Bachelorette finale. After a quick and awkward wrap-up to the Zach finasco, the final suitors meet Gabby and Rachel’s families. Awkward Picture-in-Picture live shots of our Bachelorettes accompany awkward interactions with the guys, and we analyze their reactions. We talk about what kind of guy Erich is in real life (Spoiler-terrible) and speculate on what happens that causes Tino and Rachel’s downfall. Tune in to our full recap of this episode!

Come along as we try to recap the craziness of this episode! It’s the last of the fantasy suite dates and both Gabby and Rachel have shocking outcomes. To say we are surprised is an understatement! Listen as we share our different theories on what we think went down when the cameras were off. Plus, we break down the dramatic preview which includes never before seen footage.

In the first of two Fantasy Suite episodes this week, Gabby and Rachel explore the connections they have with two of their remaining guys. Everyone seems to be on Cloud 9 until the drama comes to a head in Mexico! We weigh in on what we think was behind that note, and what we think happens when Fantasy Suites wrap up tonight. Also, do we think both of our Bachelorette’s are engaged today? And how do we think the rest of the season plays out? Listen to find out!

After seeing Rachel’s final hometown date with Aven, the men from this dual-Bachelorette season return to answer softball questions, make half-ass apologies, and try to get screen time by picking fights… so basically the norm for the Men-tell-all! We break down BIP and final season previews, and weigh in on who came off the episode smelling like roses (or marinara?).

There’s lots of tears and lots of love on this week’s Hometown episode, where Gabby and Rachel each reunite with three guys. Both our bachelorettes have to deal with hard hometown experiences, and one results in an early elimination. This emotional episode solidifies some front runners, and foreshadows a dramatic ending to the season.

After this week’s episode we can’t help but speculate on a conspiracy theory surrounding a contestant’s abrupt exit, and weigh in on who we think is being pitched for the next Bachelor. It’s the last stop before hometowns, and Gabby’s final 1-on-1 is cut short after an emotional goodbye. Gabby is able to have some revealing interactions with her remaining men on a sexually charged group date—before an ambiguous “situation” occurs which results in more lost time. Rachel has a bucket list date in the tulip fields of Netherlands with Zach, where he reveals his true feelings, and the stakes are high as her group date guys compete for her time and the rose. Following our recap we suss out the preview for the hometown dates, including some wardrobe based detective work!

Things get tough once again as Gabby and Rachel travel to Bruge, Brussels aboard their private cruise ship. After gleefully accepting Rachel’s roses for weeks, Logan decides to jump ship-unfortunately not literally- and declares his love to Gabby. Tune in to hear our thoughts on how the situation plays out. PLUS we are treated to lots of new footage in the mid-season preview. Stay ‘til the end to find out what we thinks goes down!

Gabby, Rachel, and their respective “Teams” head off to Europe where they continue their journey aboard a cruise ship. Two early favorites head on casual yet romantic Paris dates, then things go downhill when both groups of guys reunite for a group date. This episode has lots of unbelievable moments(!Meatball redemption arc-what?) and the rise (and fall) of one of the worst villains yet. We weigh in this week on all the drama, whether people are being too hard on Rachel, our new favorites, the next villain, and what’s to come in the rest of the season.