I watched the whale, lady nurse slammed two torpedo submarine sandwiches into his face, Chief. She was comin’ back from the hospital of Tinian. Just delivered the bomb, the double pizza bomb. Eleven thousand calories went into the stomach. Meal went down in 12 minutes.
Didn’t see the first palpitation for about a half-hour. 3rd stage hypertension. You know how you know that on the monitor, Chief? You can tell by lookin’ from the top number to the bottom number.
What we didn’t know, was that his finances were so secret, no distress signal had been sent.
They didn’t even list him overweight for a week.
Very first light, Chief, church come cruisin’ by. Heart pumpin so ya get that essay into tight sentences. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the short little sayings
Live laugh love.
Idea is, the heart starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and sometimes that heart attack'll go away… but sometimes it wouldn’t go away.
Sometimes... while ya sitting on the couch, heart pounding, ya daughter looks right at ya.
Right into your eyes.
And the thing about her is she’s got lifeless eyes.
Black eyes.
Like a doll’s eyes.
When she's swearing at ya, she doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til she reads her own essay, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. Yar eyes turn red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’ that heart attack come in and… ya float up into the sky.
That was June 2, two thousand twenty three.
Anyway, it stars Brendan Fraser
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