Four couples day drink and then discuss whether or not their 'relationships' can double their income from instagram sponsored posts. 

Also a guy with a straw-haired combover proposes and we are not crying, you are. 

Your #BachelorInParadiseAU finale recap right here, right now with Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke.

Elora tries to steal Simone's boyfriend by oiling him up and playing with firesticks. 

That's a thing that happened on TV this week. 

Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke have got you covered when it comes to all things Bachelor In Paradise. Grab a mango daquiri, things are getting real.

Jo Thornely and Jacqui Kassulke are High School educated and know vapid c$%ts who sell teeth whitening agents on instragram when they see them. 

Also, they've watched the eleven-seventy-thousand episodes of #BachelorInParadiseAU on your behalf. Behold, a recap of this weeks producer-led storylines.

Find out what a cocktail umbrella labotomy does on a date, and why Sam & Tara have become the heroes we didn't know we needed. 

Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke watched 4 epidodes of Bachelor In Paradise so you don't have to. Recap here, now.

Dozens of Bachelor & Bachelorette rejects day drink at a Fijian resort and try to manage sunburn, frizz, mosquito bites and fledgling instragram influencer opportunites. 

Also there's a savage Dutchwoman, a Snake and a (B)rose ceremony. 

Grab a mango daquiri as Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke recap #BachelorInParadiseAu right here.

So Sophie picked the one guy she said she wouldn't...and Ralph Wiggum cried walking into the ocean.

Your Bachelorette Finale recap is here now with Jacqui Kassulke and Jo Thornely.

We're down to the top 3...but before this week's finale of The Bachelorette we must acknowledge the demise of the perfect human James, the combover ponytail (Sam), the villiain who lives with his Mum (Blake) and Stu's Little Swimmers. 

Your finale week Bachie discussion here here with Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke.

If unlike Bachelor Ryan, you don't mind if girls swear...then this is the podcast for you. 

Helicopters, suspected pot plant sabotage and running into Ryan at the races make up this week's recap of all things Bachie with Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke.

Like Bachelor Jarrod, we know wine and have absolutely NO CHILL at all when it comes to liking Sophie Monk as The Bachelorette. 

Undercover Monks, pots of dirt and infatable surfing condoms make up your Bachelorette recap with Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke.

There's a new Bachelorette in town and Sophie Monk is the rose sprayer we've all been waiting for. 

What do sea otters, high-wires, double delights and floral (male) g-strings have in common? (Quite a lot actually).

Also, we're all just a bit in love with the magician Apollo. 

Your Bachelorette recap is here with Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke.