Brian is across the pond again, but the show must go on! A mass murderer killed his wife during a conjugal visit, two teens peed in a hot pot, and we find out how important your poop schedule is! Speaking of poop, someone smeared it all over a Wayne Gretsky statue, Klarna is partnering with DoorDash to put Americans further into debt, and a Chicago man had a $400K win voided by BetMGM! An Indiana mom beat up her son's bully, a USPS working stole checks from the mail to go to strip clubs, and the Tesla Cybertruck recall wasn't the worst thing about Elon Musk this week.