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Get ready for a bovine-pun filled episode as we watch Survivor, Season 1 Episode 6: ‘Udder Revenge.’ The survivors are on the verge of the merge. Rich eats dog food. Gervase makes a sexist remark comparing women to cows. Also… Alex decides to call out the Bros of Rogan-Nation (@ her mother effers!)

Jeff Probst had is roots done.

Special guest Tammy Taylor joins us this week for an in depth look at Survivor Season 1 Episode 5: ‘Pulling Your Own Weight.” And speaking of weight, Dirk is losing a lot… Sean’s comedy sitcom pilot gets picked up for syndication, and Sue attempts to “Dog” some guy on national television. Not sure what that means, but we sure love the enthusiasm. Almost as much as we love to Curb it. Get it? Like ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’…

Jeff Probst has beautiful arms.

**DISCLAIMER**

Due to some technical issues, Jordan’s audio is a little bit fuzzy.

This week we watched season 1 episode 4 of Survivor: “Too Little, Too Late.” We also dive deep into the hidden meaning behind the Russian folk song that served as the inspiration for Survivors theme song, “Ancient Voices.” Turns out it was a Gay Fantasia the whole time! Target lady rears her ugly bob, and Jeff Probst is a Daddy. Cowabunga Y’all!

This week we discuss the global epidemic of overfishing, and how one man (Sean) and one pole (Super Pole 2000) weren't willing to give up

so easily. Also we think that Sue must really love bumper stickers. Jeff Probst is a God

Our obsession with Jeff Probst continues as we watch Survivor season 1 episode 2: “The Generation Gap.” When we aren’t too distracted by Jeff’s glowing tan, we discuss Y2K, the merits of poutine, and a couple of real American heroes.

It's our pilot episode!  For our first season, we will be watching 'Survivor' season 1.  Jeff Probst and a bunch of stupid Americans are taking over Borneo for 39 days and we will be there every step of the way.  Jeff is a golden god.  That's mostly what this episode is about.  We talk about other stuff too, but not much...