In honor of R. Lee Ermey: This is the kind of podcast that will make you laugh so hard you'll crap your mother's panties. These guys hate on Seagal so bad that when Seagal takes a shower, he's going to need a bar of soap made up of unicorn kisses to wash away his tears.

There's a lot to like: The set pieces are fantastic, the characters are well-developed, and don't get me started on the action. Unfortunately, the movie I'm talking about is Braveheart, not this hot turd. But hey, at least we get to do our first ever award show! That's something!

In this episode Jonas discovers it's okay to cry in front of other people and we all agree that watching Ghost Door would have made for a better movie.

Fans of Cary Elwes should turn away now. The guys and I break down who the real predator here is...and it's not Alicia Silverstone. Also, We Can Make It Better makes its first appearance on the show.

It's a 2 for 1!! We review both the Alien Nation theatrical movie, as well as the Alien Nation TV show. Which one is better? You'll have to listen to find out.

We're back with a little...time...to kill. The guys and I review one of JCVD's most popular movies, Timecop, and discuss whether his ass still holds up after 20 years. You're a liar if you say you're not intrigued.

Who hasn't wanted to punch the store clerk in the face after the Slurpee machine stops working? Michael Douglas knows. We also get to play a brand new game and If There Was A Sequel is back!

We dive into Juliette Lewis' singing performance and TarzDan The Magnificent makes a guest appearance.

You may have always asked yourself, "Why wasn't there a Surviving The Game 2?" Here's your answer: Because there was a part one.

Pee Wee's Big Adventure...also known as An Autistic Man Looks For His Bike For Two Hours.