You know Linda, people have been backsliding since the dawn of time. We estimate that Backsliders Anonymous has saved 20 billion people from the fiery lake down below. Rich, people think of backsliding as hardcore drug usage, sexual perversions or habitual sins, but did you know that you can backslide by simply not letting your co-worker borrow your stapler? Your stapler? But what if I were low on staples?Sure, unless you’re low on staples...But I also couldn’t help but notice that you were listening to Cher in your cubicle, and she is not saved….huh, she is actually a gypsy. Those gypsies are such tricksters, just like Lucifer. Come to our next Backsliders Anonymous meeting in the basement of the Hungarian Evangelical Reformed Church….at 6 PM on Wednesday. This week, we will be featuring step 3 or our simple, 66-step process. Yes, step 3, where we cover Bermuda Shorts, and whether they don't cover enough of your leg. We still have coffee left from last week! We still have coffee from last week! And Famous Amos cookies can’t go stale if they started stale.