A man calls the church disgusted that his son heard the pastor masturbating in the bathroom stall. 

A young man calls an Arizona college to see if they accept transfer credits from Anal Roberts.

A man calls a local church to see if they can find his cigarettes that he left at the altar.

A man calls a local church to inquire about renewing his baptism. 

Barry Soffit calls a local church to inquire if they do background checks and still have those animal crackers with pink frosting.

A man calls the Catholic Church and speaks to a priest that gives me life advice.

Jesus' spoofs Mr. Mister's 1985 hit song "Broken Wings."

A man calls a local church and inquires if their hot tub needs are being met.

Franc Hicks calls the Jim Bakker prayer line after an (un)pleasant encounter with a lot lizard.

A man calls Oral Roberts University to see if they will accept his transfer credits from Anal Roberts University.