“You are sealed with the cornmeal and flour (and a little bit of onion) and forever marked as a crunchy, savory hushpuppy. Therefore, we baptize these spoonfuls of batter into the hot oil, just like a sinner in the icy waters of the Heshigh River...you will now crunch in the newness of delectability!” At Wrong John Saviors, we still honor the traditions of our founders and still conduct our famous hushpuppy baptism every Friday at 6:00, just like we have for the past 47 years….That’s the way John would like it, and that’s the way we will continue to do it, right John, CRUNCH! Wrong John Savior’s, where the man will never be taught to fish!"

Joshua inquires about his real father. The Jacobsons visit New York City as guests on the Mory Show. Joshua finds out who his real father is. 

The Jacobson family starts to get settled into American life. The boys get enrolled at school. Joseph has a mishap at the lumber mill. Mary and Joseph attend nighttime American culture classes. Joshua meets the neighbors downstairs. The Jacobsons attend a Life Church service and try a buffet for the first time. Joshua gives a televangelist some radical tips. 

The townsfolk of Bethlehem find Moslems squatting in their town manger. After their arrest and release, the Jacobson family is sponsored by Pastor Blake and Life Church for settlement and assimilation into American culture. 

The Ghost Stalkers investigate a real haunting at a former religious cult compound named Hosanna Hills. A special celebrity, Meat Loaf joins them as a guest stalker. They uncover lost tapes of Geraldo Riviera interviewing the former cult leader. They seek out Geraldo to explain the tapes.