What’s the deal with stand-up comedians? Why do they gotta be standing all the time? Can someone get these comics a chair? I’m sure their legs are tired. But seriously, folks, on this episode of Baconsale we’re doing material about some of the most famous names in stand-up comedy. Joel, Kent, and Zack have prepared some bits for such categories as Better on Stage than in Film, Makes Me Laugh Every Time, Too Blue to Be Funny, Favorite Classic Comedian, and Most Annoying Shtick. We’ll do our best to work the crowd as we explain jokes, do some questionable impersonations, and don’t get any respect.

 

Press play to start self-depreciating and remember, it’s okay because it’s comedy.

Every couple years, we get the urge to ask ourselves, “What Would Baconsale Do?” So that’s what we’re doing on this episode of the podcast. However, instead of one host asking all the questions, this time Joel, Kent, and Zack are all going to take turns picking the brains of the other two with bizarre, humorous, and thought-provoking questions. You’ll hear some classic WWBD categories including shopping cart situations and would you rather scenarios, but you’ll also hear some new psychological situations such as Mr. Beast challenges, teleportation dilemmas, and celebrity voice impersonations.

 

Sprinkle a circle of pepper around yourself, watch out for beta fish, and press play.

Let’s (open) face it, sandwiches are pretty much the best thing since sliced bread. And on this episode of Baconsale, we’re going to be tiering 27 of the most popular sandwich types in the world. Joel, Kent, and Zack will be ranking Reubens, chatting about cheesesteaks, musing on Monte Cristos, grilling each other about gyros, babbling on about bologna, talking about tuna fish, and pondering peanut butter & jelly. We’ll conduct the 7-Eleven test and be reminded how much Zack loves fake cheese, how much Kent hates mayo, and how badly Joel wants to give everything a tier 1. It’s no picnic to have to decide which sandwich goes where, but it’s a bizarrely entertaining episode, even at Subway.

 

Press play to poob regnif!

Wake Up Dead Man, it’s time for Baconsale to take A Big Bold Beautiful Journey and look ahead to the films releasing this fall and winter. We’ll begin by Conjuring up the Last Rites for the movies we want to bomb. It’s One Battle After Another as we take The Long Walk through all that Fire and Ash. However, The End Continues when we use our podcast For Good and give our picks for each film we think is a Good Boy. This episode can feel like a bit of a Frankenstein at times, but Joel, Kent, and Zack will do their best to keep you entertained and make it to The Grand Finale.

 

Do The Running Man, and then press play to Search for SquarePants.

Joel, Kent, and Zack are sweating here in the Baconcave, because we asked you, the listener, to send us your hot takes about pop culture subjects, and you delivered. So now it’s up to us to determine the temperature (Fahrenheit or Celsius) of your strongly worded opinions and decide which ones will sit at the top of the Baconsale hot take thermometer. We hope you enjoy our debates about your controversial (and sometimes hyperbolic) views on Nickelback, The Hobbit, Buc-ee's, 90s movies, Chick-fil-A, Star Wars, Weezer, Pedro Pascal, maple-flavored doughnuts, Friends, Timothée Chalamet, Halloween, audiobooks, sharks, Steve Urkel, and more.

 

Press play to learn how I met your dragon.

Sweet Caroline! Baconsale is Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door and finally doing a sequel to our diva episode. However, this time we’re giving you the Satisfaction of hearing us debate All Night Long about some of the greatest male singers of all time. We know you have a Burning Love for many of the men in this tournament, and we’re Sorry you may Feel like we’re being Heartless, but as The Thunder Rolls, we must Sacrifice some of these Heroes. Our logic isn’t Perfect. You may even think a few of our decisions are Bad. And you may lose Faith in some artists as we talk about their divo behavior. However, there’s no use in Cryin’, and we hope you end up Feeling Good after it’s over.

 

Let’s Go Crazy! Press play to Lose Yourself in this chaotic podcast.

 

Oh, Yeah! Visit Baconsale.com to find our official Divo bracket, and Every Breath You Take can be accompanied by our sampler playlist of songs you’ll find there, as well.

Is everybody ready to cut Footloose? Because we’ve choreographed this episode of Baconsale to be all about famous dance scenes in film. And will Joel, Kent, and Zack be singin’ (in the rain) and dancing as they share their picks for such categories as Always Puts a Smile on My Face, Best Solo Dance Number, I Could Totally Do That, Memorable for the Wrong Reasons, and Hall of Fame? Bet on it. We’ve got canned heat in our heels and we will do our best to paint a picture of each scenario as we’re dancing cheek to cheek. So whether you’re into tap, ballroom, ballet, swing, modern, or hip-hop, we hope you enjoy our discussion, listener, because we’ve had the time of our life with this subject.

 

Press play to let us know if Sara got into Juilliard. 

 

And visit Baconsale.com to find the YouTube playlist of scenes discussed in this episode.

Comedy sequels never seem to have the very particular set of skills that the original does, but as a wise man once said, “your focus determines your reality.” So what is the reality of The Naked Gun (2025)? Joel and Kent are ready to let you know. Zack, meanwhile, will be running in and out of the room at random. And while we won’t spoil any of the plot points or jokes at the beginning, we will spend way too long arguing about Danny Huston. Eventually, we will open the spoiler file and spend a while describing the comedy in the movie, which is just as funny as experiencing the humor yourself, right?

 

Please, take a chair, and press play to be charged with man’s laughter.

All rise. Court is now in session for this episode of Baconsale. We, the jury, were given a list of the most-hated television characters of all time and now it’s up to us to determine if that hate is truly warranted or not. Joel, Kent, and Zack will briefly deliberate about each TV character before announcing their decision if the accused is guilty or not guilty. Will a Lannister be found liable? What will be the verdict for Cousin Oliver? Will Kimmy Gibbler be acquitted on all counts? Will Barney get the book thrown at him? Listen to our sworn testimonies to find out.

 

Press play to be sentenced to ridiculous entertainment with no chance of parole.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is kicking off Phase Six with some familiar faces: Reed Richards, Sue Storm, Ben Grimm, and Johnny Storm (a.k.a. Mister Fantastic, Invisible Woman, The Thing, and the Human Torch). There have been a few Fantastic Four films that came before this one, but were they able to get the formula right this time? Joel and Kent are prepared to share their spoiler-free thoughts on The Fantastic Four: First Steps. Zack hasn’t seen the movie yet, but he’s going to brave this entire BaconBit, even after we enter spoiler space.

 

Will we flame on this latest superhero reboot? Or is it clobberin’ time for the MCU again? Press play to find out.