Bad Movies & Beer

This week Cooper and Nolan are balling out with a movie that's at least twice as ridiculous as the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie they covered... DOUBLE TEAM!

As if casting Dennis Rodman as JCVD's mismatched buddy (and allowing him to sing on the soundtrack) wasn't confusing enough, the producers fill the screen with so many abnormally large explosions, pieces of broken glass, and nameless characters shooting at each other that it becomes practically impossible to tell what's going on. But don't worry, they also manage to include literally every action movie cliché you can think of.

It's a complete mess of a movie, but one that the guys were THRILLED to receive as an audience request. So get ready to join the team; this episode (featuring a beer from Double Trouble Brewing Co.) is one that doesn't play by the rules!

The guitar-shaped spaceship has landed this week with VOYAGE OF THE ROCK ALIENS!

This new-wave curiosity is a bright, fun, synth-filled musical that absolutely screams 80s, but it's also FILLED with sexual innuendo - either that or Cooper and Nolan's brains are still stuck in last week's steamy Basic Instinct 2 episode.

Either way, you're going to want to come along for the genre-bending ride; this episode (featuring a beer from R. Shea Brewing) is a voyage that's DEFINITELY worth taking.

This week Cooper and Nolan are celebrating their 69th episode by taking a risqué ride with BASIC INSTINCT 2!

14 years after the shocking events of the original, Sharon Stone is back to prove that older women can still be sexy. But can older women carry almost 2 hours of movie without help from Michael Douglas and director Paul Verhoeven?

If you've seen this then you already know the answer, but there's still plenty of ridiculous things to talk about and inappropriate jokes to be made (not to mention a beer selection that Ms. Stone would probably *NOT* appreciate from Country Boy Brewing).

It's going to be a steamy good time, so ditch your inhibitions and get ready to dive in; this episode is a risk you won't regret taking!

One week after their spectacular season premiere, Cooper and Nolan are taking flight with BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR!

Widely considered one of the worst movies ever made and allegedly produced on a budget of $10,000, the guys were obviously expecting it to be bad. But nothing could have prepared them for just how bad the muddled audio, sub-porn caliber acting, and visual effects straight out of a PlayStation 2 game could get. (Not to mention the totally unexpected and heavy-handed message about climate change.)

Get ready to run for cover; this episode (featuring a beer from Eleventh Hour Brewing Co.) is definitely full of shock and terror... just not the kind the movie's director was hoping for.

Summer is done, and thanks to an absolute blowout of an audience poll, Cooper and Nolan are going on a bug hunt with STARSHIP TROOPERS!

Whether you consider this late 90s Paul Verhoeven movie razor sharp satire or actual fascist propaganda (or just a kick-ass piece of 90s action), there's one thing we can ALL agree on - Jake Busey was the wrong choice.

There's plenty of other strange decisions that went into this one and the guys are covering them all, so come on you apes; this episode (featuring a beer created by Iron Maiden!) is one you're definitely going to want to sign up for.

Starting later today, Cooper and Nolan are back with another season of ALL NEW EPISODES!

Until then, sit back and let our third time charm you with some drunken silliness that'll (hopefully) make sense later.

It's the middle of the summer, but in this special BONUS EPISODE Cooper and Nolan are beating the heat with a little help from the ICE CREAM MAN!

It's legendary celebrity sibling Clint Howard like you've never seen him before - in a starring role! And while the guys may not agree on whether or not that needs to happen again, no one can argue that this movie isn't two scoops of B-movie greatness. (In a waffle cone, naturally)

So jump on your bike and ride along for some hot-weather horror; this episode (featuring a beer from Prince Eddy's Brewing Co.) is one that we'll ALL scream for!

Cooper and Nolan are celebrating the end of their second season by doubling down on a true 80s classic - ROAD HOUSE!

The guys agree that in an extremely testosterone-fueled action era, Patrick Swayze's philosophical bouncer brought something different to the table (especially for the ladies). But that might be the ONLY thing they agree on, as arguments break out about:

- Whether more of this movie's budget was spent on Patrick Swayze's salary or tables

- If it's possible for a woman in the 80s to be sexy while wearing glasses

- What the correct way to rip a man's throat out is

...plus what might be the biggest argument in the history of this podcast, over whether or not gunshots can make a car blow up. Not to mention all of the d**k jokes and random movie theories you've come to expect over two full seasons.

So step up to the bar! This SEASON FINALE episode (featuring a beer from Wishbone Brewing Co.) is serving up something you won't want to miss.

Cooper and Nolan are making a run for the border by special request this week when they discuss THE COUNSELOR!

It's a movie that proves that no matter how big your director, budget, and stars are, things can still go horribly horribly wrong. ESPECIALLY if the script is as absolutely insane as this one.

But hey, if you like pretentious dialogue, bizarre sex scenes, and more heavy-handed metaphors than you could possibly imagine, then this could be the movie for you! (Just you though... as the guys will confirm, this is NOT a date movie.)

It's a lot to take in and even more to process, but one thing's for sure - this episode (featuring a pair of beers from Cheetah International Brewers) is more fun than the law should allow!

Cooper and Nolan are having a whale of a time this week when they travel back to the 80s with STAR TREK IV: THE VOYAGE HOME.

It's a movie that's equal parts environmental propaganda and fish out of water comedy, which might be a sign that at this point the producers were running out of ideas. But don't try telling that to Cooper's brother, who makes the podcast's first ever guest appearance to fight for the franchise he loves.

Before that happens, the guys spend some time trying to answer the tough questions, like are whales really aliens? Did the Enterprise crew alter the course of history? And Saavik vs. Saavik, which Saavik would you choose?

Time to report to the bridge; this episode (featuring a beer from Cameron's Brewing) is boldly going where no man has gone before!