Bad Movies & Beer

Cooper and Nolan have their work cut out for them this week as they try to convince the world that FACE/OFF is a bad movie (despite being a massive hit). 

But thanks to the ridiculous plot, John Woo clichés, and unhinged glory of peak Nic Cage, they might just have a case! 

Good or bad, Archer or Troy, this episode (featuring a beer from Wellington Brewery) is a winner no matter whose side you're on.

This week the guys take a trip back to Nolan's childhood when they say hello to KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE.

Questions abound, like is this movie more funny/scary or scary/funny?  Was it possible to be considered a perv in the 80s?  And how had Cooper never seen this before??? 

This episode features a beer from Amsterdam Brewery and the answers to only some of these questions, because if a movie's tagline is "It's Crazy!", how much sense is it supposed to make?

This week things get sexy (and awkward!) when Cooper and Nolan take a long, hard look at BODY OF EVIDENCE. 

The guys break down all the twists and turns of this erotic thriller while getting creeped out by Willem Dafoe, questioning the underwear choices available in the early 90s, and desperately trying not to share any personal stories. 

Featuring a hilariously-repurposed beer from Great Lakes Brewery, this episode is one you won't be able to resist.

After last week's mess of an episode Cooper and Nolan try to sort out SPOOKIES, a horror movie where the only thing scary is how confusing it is.  

The guys cover the film's original script ("A monster on every page!"), its troubled production, and all of the ridiculous characters that somehow made it into the final film (Cat Hook! The Muck Men! Rich and his puppet Mookie!).  

Featuring a beer by the Caledon Hills Brewing Company, this episode will provide everything you need - just like Duke.

A very drunk and very sleepy Cooper and Nolan try to wade through the mess that is Wes Craven's SWAMP THING. 

Recorded in Montreal, Quebec pre-Covid, this episode features a beer from the Whitewater Brewing Company after MANY previous beers at McLean's Pub. 

It's our worst episode yet, but somehow the movie is even worse.

After last week's Predator argument, Cooper and Nolan are back to discuss the terrible sequel, PREDATOR 2!

The guys tee it high and let it fly on topics like Danny Glover's head (it's huge), where Voodoo comes from (we don't know), and which version of Bill Paxton is the best version (sleazy).

This episode features a beer from Collective Arts Brewing, and thank goodness it's 8% ABV because this movie is one ugly motherf***er.

Cooper and Nolan start their quest to find the best bad movies with the 1985 Arnold Schwarzenegger masterpiece COMMANDO. 

Remember when I promised there were good movie roles for women in the 80s?  I LIED. 

This episode features two beers from Steam Whistle Brewing.  If you can't figure out why, you need to watch this movie RIGHT NOW.

Sometimes things get sexy.

Just a small amount of the random nonsense you can expect from us this season.

Two friends drink (hopefully) good beer and watch (definitely) bad movies.  Get a taste of what our podcast's all about.