On an accidentally Guy Ritchie-themed episode, Erica recaps The Gentlemen, informs us all about Fight Porn (*spoiler alert* it's exactly what it sounds like), and we agree that we both have weird crushes on Hugh Grant. Hey, man - get your God damn suits tailored! Then Lucie discusses The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Also included: that time she hid from - and then shouted at someone in front of - the beautiful Adonis that is Armie Hammer on Bourbon Street.

Lucie reviews the movie that started it all - Aquaman - which was not, in fact, directed by a sexual predator. She spends a lot of time wondering why Jason Momoa's shirt is on. Also...why, Nicole Kidman? Then Erica recaps Bad Boys for Life, during which we drool over Will Smith and laugh at Martin Lawrence (but not in the way he wants us to be laughing at him). And OFC we talk about Jada & August Alsina...'cuz we've all been there...right?

Lucie & Erica explain what on earth would make them think that anyone else wants to listen to them talk about men they find sexy. You'll hear our origin story, as well as Hollywood's all too short history sexually objectifying men, from Marlon Brando to Jason Momoa. You heard it here first: Citizen Kane is a good movie, and Erica gets to the bottom of why Lucie fails at the "self-love."