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This weeks news is as bad as it gets. Afroman didn’t get high and remembered to go to court… the cops wish they hadn’t. AI video generator Sora is shutting down, proving even robots eventually get laid off. New breakup trend just dropped: hike, dump, and leave her with one protein bar and emotional damage. Woman refuses to leave hospital for five months, officially inventing Airbnb: ICU Edition. Florida man pulled over with missiles in his truck, turns out they were fake but the freedom was real.

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If you like BNN, support us at https://rangerup.com ! There's no show without RU.Firefly is BACK… kind of. 🚀After years of teasing, Nathan Fillion and the cast of Firefly have officially announced Season 2—but there’s a twist: it’s animated.Nick breaks down why this is both exciting and slightly terrifying (looking at you, Star Wars Prequels), what timeline the new series will cover, and why Malcolm Reynolds might be one of the most relatable veteran characters ever put on screen.Also in this episode of BNN:The USPS is running out of money (shocking, we know)Joe Kent splits from Trump over the Iran war—and everyone loses their mindsThe Save America Act struggles despite massive voter ID supportA wild true crime case involving fentanyl and a children’s bookA mobile Irish pub that brings bad decisions directly to your driveway 🍀If you’ve never watched Firefly, this is your sign. If you have… you already know.Shiny.#Firefly #BNN #NathanFillion #SciFi #Politics #Comedy #Veterans

Here's some more bad news this week. Have a great time.

00:15-03:20 Congress sucks

03:21-05:00 Iran status update: stuff is blowing up

05:01- 06:28 House of Lords

06:50-07:42 Iranian women’s team

07:47-09:04 Kristi Noem’s Hollywood blockbuster commercial

09:05-10:38 Women’s only Uber Drivers

10:39-11:44 Vice Admiral Ohio St. President loves to make direct deposits

11:45-12:51 If America doesn’t import Iranian oil, why are our prices going up?!

12:52-17:38 Emotional anchor

17:41-19:26 Thank you U.S. Coast Guard Petty Officer 2nd Class Tyler Jaggers

19:27-22:26 Bone to pick

22:28-23:26 NASA satellite heading to Earth in a bad way

23:27-25:07 Therians

25:08-28:24 Your mom’s favorite minute

28:25-31:20 Sugar Showdown

31:21 Florida Man

01:38 Iran
08:50 Uncle Sam fights Narcos Ecuador
10:24 Herrera vs. Gonzalez
11:20 Chinese Spies in London
12:15 Parents on trial for crimes committed by their children
13:33 Senate dog show?
15:12 Operation Tooth Fairy
16:26 Blood Moon
17:36 Customer complaints
20:16 Big Arch’s biggest fan
21:31 Brain plugs
22:50 Your Mom’s Favorite Minute
25:24 Owls
26:18 Bone to Pick
29:20 Trump vs Spain
30:38 Enrico Everglades and Florida Man

A weekly look into news, bad news, takes, bad takes, and patriotic shirts.

Who is ready for another episode of the Baddest News out there? Well look no further, BNN is coming in hot!

• The VA vs Congress
• Cocaine is Back!
• Nick's plan for National Debt
• RIP Jesse Jackson
• Rousey vs. Carano
• Another round of Hot Goss!
• Is jay walking the new murder?
• We say goodbye to Robert Duvall
• Florida man brings ketchup to a knife fight

Tune in for your weekly dose of bad news, where even in the dark, we can go darker.

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The Bad News Network is back with another dark dive into the week. Who needs good news when you can laugh at the dumpster fire?

• Losers are getting louder.
• The DHS budget brawl heating up in Congress.
• Grim measles update: the U.S. is in the grips of its worst outbreak since 2000, with over 900 confirmed cases already in 2026 (and climbing fast across 24+ states, led by massive clusters in South Carolina).
• Mark Kelly vs. Pete Hegseth drama.
• EV write-downs after government mandates ignored basic reality: people don't want overpriced, under-ranged cars without chargers.
• Norwegian ski jumpers busted for "Crotch-Gate" suit cheating (yes, aerodynamic bulges)
• Gen Z officially dumber than their parents thanks to screen addiction
• Dating apps (because robots fix romance)
• $650B in AI data centers dwarf our roads and bridges
• Olive Garden cook's terrible meal
• Epstein files disgust
• Classic Florida Man torching his car on the highway for date night.

Tune in for your weekly dose of dark comedy news—because the world's burning, but at least we're roasting marshmallows.

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