On today's episode we reflect back on the day 25 years ago: Where we were, what we thought, how we felt.

This week on https://rangerup.com's the Bad News Network, we're covering Fauci's return to Capitol Hill, a devastating earthquake in Japan, New York City's government-run grocery store experiment, AI robot teachers, Space Needle BASE jumpers, Hollywood drama, killer whales reminding us they're apex predators for a reason, and of course, Goth Girl Spit. 

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0:00-4:00 How Flock AI violates privacy laws and creates a surveillance state4:01-5:30 Naval grooming standards are excessive

5:31-7:07 Congressional stock trading ban is a charade  

7:08-8:31 Funding requests for more war are precisely calculated 

8:32-10:22 Michigan’s explosive diarrhea increases due to mysterious lettuce

10:23-11:32 World’s largest nutcracker is American. Hell yeah, brother!

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13:52-15:08 Why is ESPN turning into Barstool Junior?

15:09-17:33 Entire crew drinks excessively causing flight cancellation

17:34-19:34 If a tit is a bird, then what is a boobie?

19:35-21:57 Is “Not in Labor Force” a synonym for loser

21:58-27:15 Why is my mom only happy for a minute?

27:16-29:47 Is a Trillion enough to fund the miliary

29:45 How many scholars live in Florida?

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Fresh off celebrating a glorious Fourth of July, Happy Independence Day, 250th Blessed Year of our Country, we’re bringing you another round of bad news. Hope you kept all your fingers this year. 

• Nick is live from DC
• Austin doesn’t want his belly measured anymore
• Is the Turtle alive anymore?
• Mongolian Explosions
• No one wants to hear about Tswizzle’s Wedding
• Teen Takeovers deserve rubber bullets
• Dan tries to steal Mom’s Favorite Minute
• Chino Negro is done surfing, and is back to disappointing the ladies
• No one is more horny than a Florida Man 

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This week’s episode covers a Monaco assassination attempt involving a Ukrainian oligarch, the Supreme Court battle over birthright citizenship, and the devastating earthquake fallout in Venezuela.

The crew also dives into Australia’s greatest national export — animals that want you dead — plus a missing Texas giraffe, a North Carolina jail takeover, and the return of the flesh-eating screwworm because apparently America’s 250th birthday needed maggots.

Plus, Elena breaks down Europe’s deadly heatwave, Dan explains how the World Cup is accidentally making America look awesome, the crew reacts to the tragic Benadryl Challenge, and Florida Man closes things out by trying to steal a medical helicopter after claiming he saw the Antichrist.

This week’s episode covers Washington’s fight over housing reform and the SAVE America Act, new questions around U.S. counter-narcotics strikes in the Caribbean, and the killing of a senior ISIS leader in Syria.

The crew also dives into an Air Force flu outbreak that turned basic training into a government-funded sneeze factory, chaos at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, and a Texas philanthropist buying into a Scottish football club despite still learning what an offside trap is.

Plus, Thom weighs in on Brandon Marshall’s viral parenting punishment, Dan declares war on fine dining and its single-asparagus nonsense, and Elena covers millions of loose honeybees in Texas because apparently the bees have unionized.

The show closes with Europe’s brutal heatwave, a serious breakdown of a tragic Montreal active shooter incident, Nick reacting to Britain’s never-ending Prime Minister carousel, and Florida Man introducing us to an 85-year-old super speeder who may be the final boss of retirement.

Nick opens the show with a personal reflection on 20 years of Ranger Up, from iron-on t-shirts and weekend tables at Fort Bragg to Range 15, veteran entrepreneurship, Diesel Jack Media, and getting a second shot at the community that started it all. Then the BNN crew dives into America’s surveillance fights, the latest Iran deal drama, the Major Richard Star Act, Luigi Mangione’s psychiatric defense, new UAP files, storm season, strange crime stories, political elites, UFC security threats, alien DNA theories, a possible fentanyl vaccine, and Florida Man IVF chaos.

0:00 We try to Kill Tansey2:57 BNN StartsNick returns from the beaches of Normandy with reflections on the 82nd anniversary of D-Day and what modern Americans can learn from the generation that saved the world. Then the BNN crew dives into drone warfare in the Middle East, U.S. strikes on Iran, surveillance debates in Washington, the Karmelo Anthony verdict, AI actors, unrest in Ireland, bizarre crime stories, Stanley Cup chaos, and Spencer Pratt's surprising Los Angeles mayoral campaign.Topics include:D-Day 82nd Anniversary reflectionsApache helicopter shot down by droneU.S. strikes on IranFISA Section 702 debateKarmelo Anthony murder verdictAI-generated actors and advertising lawsBelfast unrestBad News Pandas story of the weekStanley Cup Finals updateSpencer Pratt and election integrity questionsLike, subscribe, and join the Bad News Pandas for behind-the-scenes content and bonus stories.

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