The bears of Baldur's Gate get frisky. We discuss an anime that everyone should watch, Megalobox. Ridley Scott made a Napoleon film? Count me in. The Fifth Rider of the Apocalypse has been identified; who rides with Death, Disease, War, and Famine? Eventually we even get around to reviewing Rogue One. Does it stand the test of time?

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We finally finish up reviewing and re-viewing the "Skywalker Saga." Next up is Rogue One! We also discuss the mass corporate "exodus" of Chief DEI Officers, and the discovery of the One Ring/ two million dollar MtG card. We're trying out some new recording methods, so bear with us. Woof. Those Disney box office numbers though, tough m'lads. 

Scott is MIA. If you've seen him, ask him if he's been drinking water. Andrew, alone, barrels through Star Wars: Outlaws announcements, talks Andor's budget, discusses the Disney Delays of Disastrous Deviance, and briefly mentions some Marvel and Gaming "drama". 

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Remember folks, if you listen to the end, you've really listened to the end. Good stuff. 

Ah fugg, and happy Juneteenth, I can't remember if I said it in the episode...

We finally got to The Last Jedi. We suffered. We... tribulated. We caught up with Magic's Lord of the Rings set, The Little Mermaid, Fast X, Spider-Man supa super spider verses. We also talked some Star Wars: Shatterpoint, Rings of Power's bodycount, and briefly mentioned an AI Sponge. 

As always, music by Karl Casey and White Bat Audio. Dig up our Patreon if you want to see Scott and I in Slave Leia bikinis. It's a long one, my fellows. Blame Rian Johnson. 

Look, I'm not going to sit here and pretend like I don't know what I'm talking about. Rey is squandered potential, Finn is squandered potential, and God only exists to give me food poisoning. 

Someday I'll know how to mix things correctly, last time I recorded with someone I was too loud and now I'm just a little mouse of a man. We revisit Revenge of the Sith, we yak it up on Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, and we talk a little bit about Photoshop and AI. 

Music is Karl Casey, White Bat Audio. Thanks to Kyle and The Foundry for helping us record, special thanks to Pat for setting the equipment out for us... now if only I could figure out how to start a Patreon so Scott would quit joking about it. 

Just Andrew today, Scott is sick, a real sicko. I think that's what I said in the podcast. Same word salad here. Anyway, we're almost caught up on the backlog and we're almost ready to get into entirely new and modern and up-to-date episodes. 

Then, because I don't like leaving my little baby birds unfed, I talk a little bit about the Alien franchise, with emphasis on Aliens. Also, if anyone plays Aliens: Fireteam Elite, hmu... 

In summary, a short episode this week. Many kisses. Goodbye now. 

Phantom Menace stands up, where my Phantom Menace Gang at?

Finally, yeah, we get into some rumors. I don't like getting into rumors but when things are as ridiculous as they are right now, I don't think you can talk about Star Wars without talking about how it's completely directionless and they've announced 900 projects and only dinky animations have come to any fruition. 

Kisses, hugs, see ya boys. 

Star Wars Celebration 2023 happened over the weekend and the rumor mill is a-churnin'. Another Rey movie? You gotta be kiddin' me. The boys talk Return of the Jedi and it gets wild, you bet. 

We review Empire Strikes Back, Andrew probably rants some more about Mandalorian, someone saw the DnD movie? and a horse died on the set of Rings of Power. I hope it wasn't the slow-mo horse.