Jordan hatches a plan to be a hot vampire. Lisa advocates for those with asthma. Chris disinvites Lisa from his zombie survival group. And Bobby wishes for 2 hours of his life back.
We reviewed ‘30 Days of Night.’

F*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you, who’s next? Listen to the review but that line sums up how we felt about “Coming 2 America.”

If you’re trying to make sense of this movie, this podcast won’t help. Listen as we drunkenly review “Big Trouble in Little China.”

Bobby thinks about the sanitary conditions in Zion. Lisa goes off on the substandard safety of the Zion military. Jordan schools us on the Matrix cinematic universe. And Chris just wants to be a dirty boy in Zion. We reviewed ‘The Matrix Revolutions.’

Lisa contemplates a new wardrobe. Jordan plans to haunt his enemies. Chris talks long-term investments. And Bobby is all about supernatural pet shops. We reviewed ‘Queen of the Damned.’

“That’s not how that works”, “People didn’t dress like that in the 90s”, “This is stupid.” Oh oh, this week Jordan was big mad. Listen as he unleashes his ire on this 90s throwback ‘Hackers.’

Why didn’t he turn into a stone? Why didn’t she just wear sensible loafers? What if she turned into an eagle? We ask these and other questions in a freshly popped episode on ‘Wonder Woman 1984.’

Bad wigs. Tragic acting. And the worst CGI to ever grace the screen. Who will take home the gold? Listen to our season 1 wrap up.

Lisa learns about poppers. Bobby declares his love for Jamie Chung. Chris makes the case for 10-year-old boys. And Jordan couldn’t find anything he liked even though he chose it. We reviewed ‘Dragonball Evolution.’

Jordan questioned the plot. Bobby the questionable makeup. Chris reveals his secret love of vampires. And Lisa wishes for a vampire musical. Listen as we review, ‘A Vampire in Brooklyn.’