Bad Sharks

Sorry viewers! Another longer one again, but we've had worse.....this one coming in on pretty much the hour mark, good for listening to to pass the time at the hairdressers, vineyards, and elephant section of the zoo. We have a lot to catch up on in the form of covid infections, final league standings of stage 1 of the Wellington Leagues, and the start to Stage 2, but we still have time for Birthdays, Ryan Fibbs in the form of Footballer and Manager quotes, Statman, a new section covering the reading of a certain Alts player's diary, and we catch up with Rich and Simpson-12 with a clip from the new sitcom about them due to hit TV screens, Rich's Robot. Enjoy, viewers!

We are BACK! Yet another glorious return for the Bad Sharks duo Al and James, who this week catch you up on all things Alts, JJs, and JJJs and the rest of the Island Bay United Football team-stons. Birthdays? Back! Ryan Fibbs? Back! After the game we had just played before recording, Al had a bad? Back! There's another attempt at getting through the scores from all the games as quickly as possible, a new segment in The Big Debate (which is up for a rename from you kind viewers, if you're feeling creative), James also goes on the streets of America and poses some tricky questions to the public, and we were somehow hacked into and interrupted by a certain special robot, all in the first Bad Sharks of the 2022 season!

One last time for 2021 as club legends Bryn and Nick join Al in the clubrooms to discuss the ups and downs of the season for all the Island Bay teams. We get into some fascinating detail about eligibilty regulations as well as the joys of a front post run at a corner, so much excitement for you loyal viewers! 

We hear about a drunken goaly, more revelations from the JJ's Greytown trip and begin the campaign for the Shark Bus to come home to The Bay. James is a bit tired so there's a bit more cheese and less marmite this time, still a lovely sandwich though. 

Hi Viewers, after a little break we're back with familar face Jerry to talk about all the usual goings on at Wakefield Park as the season draws to a close. We've got the usual lies from James and some Stat Man action alongside a chat about sliding around in the mud, nude in the dark......just a usual Tuesday for our guest. We provide you with all the latest scores on the doors from the Capital and Wellington leagues and some confusion over young people thrown in for good measure! 

Howdy viewers! The Bad Sharks are again joined by Rich Cheddes and Lyndal and a surprise mystery guest calling in all the way from L.A. as they discuss the recent results and weather happenings of the Wellington football leagues as we hit the tail end of this exciting season. We have a slight variant of Ryan Fibbs to freshen it up a bit in the form of Footballer Quotes, and Al again dazzles us with his 'Would you Rather?' and 'Headlines' segments, and we also have a quick game of 'Pork - Yes or No?', and coming in at just under an hour, its all very toight and probably our best episode in a wee while, to be honest, and releasing nice and early in the week there's no excuse not to give it a blast! Enjoy!

Just James and Al this week Viewers, sitting on the floor and discussing a lot of haircuts. We have the usual Fibbs, a run down of all the latest games at Island Bay and James gets chance to talk about himself at long last. Hold on until the end and you'll hear our quickfire answers about our own teams so you can finally find out Al's opinion on the cleverest JJ. 

Al and James are joined by none other than Alts goalkeeper Chris Evans, and we get to cover stories of glory, Asian situations and some broken glass mishaps, as well as another round of trusty Fibbs or Trooney, Headlines and Factman, and Richie Cheddes tries his hand as a stand up comic. At 70 odd minutes its a biggie, but that such was the bantz that we even had to trim 20 minutes off that! Enjoy, loyal viewers, no matter which part of America you are listening from! 

We are BACK! Due to at least two people asking where we had been, we decided to get cracking again, meaning we have THREE games to catch up on.....but fear not, we mainly concentrate on the last of them. Our guest is none other than Piers 'The Wall' Wall, and he discusses his football and even rugby history, and we find that his past acquaintances aren't all that memorable to him. Jerry also joins us again, and we go over the usual Ryan Fibbs, Headlines and Fact Man (not Stat Man as we still confusingly call it), and there is a very special premiere of a brand new action movie starring none other than a Rich Cheddes, co-starring our very own Allen Copeland and Alts winger Phil Rowlands. Diddly Eye-Ay, Mucky Buggers!

Yo! Waddup! It be the second episode of season 2, y'all! In da (my) house, we are joined by none other than BRYN HICKSON ROWDEN from the Island Bay First Team and also MARTIN BLACK from the Seagulls, both completing the finest hat-trick's of their lives by appearing on the Bad Sharks for the third time each. There's birthdays, Ryan Fibbs, Rich's Tales, and a load of waffle about our first week(s) of the new season, and we also have a trailer for the new low-fi Indie-horror movie, 'Dying for a Slash'. Don't run away, click play!