Since me being on Tinder kind of feels like a joke anyway, let's enjoy a laugh about it. Here are some of the worst examples of Tinder profiles I've seen. Stick around to the end if you want to hear some outtakes. There weren't enough to justify a whole separate outtakes episode.
Music:
"George Street Shuffle"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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