Nazis, nazis, nuns, nazis, threesomes, jail bait, and nazis.

The family favourite: The Sound of Music.

Existential porridge turd fable. Australian student voice origin story, titty pre-pubescent fantasy, murderous child orgy with a dollop of badly timed antisemitism. And Bruce Forsyth.

That's the one, it's Oliver Twist.

Triple horror movie, psychotic slave driving child murder, multiple real life brutality, blind tap dancing, more nazis and Sammy Davis junior.

You guessed it Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory!

Beds, knobs, brooms, sticks, lesbian closet-blackmail, WW2 nazi horror, post war imperialistic reveling and Bruce Forsyth.

That's the one, it's Bedknobs and Broomsticks.

Plus the return of somebody special.....

Hannibal Lector, nazi germany, sado masochistic regressive foreplay, alcoholic nuanced dance routines and Phil Collins.

Of course, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

NEW SERIES...

Penises inside lesbians, Irish ostracism, golliwog wars, mass inequality and anti women's liberation.

Yep, we are back - it's Mary Poppins.

The original Disney film....

Nazi Propaganda, skin whitening, pig hearts, optimistic squatting, necrophilia and the salvation army (for dwarves)....it's Snow White.

Plus, the season finale round up, with added sound effects - oooooh.

Multiple danger threat, ethnic rejection, imperialist elephants and lust filled orphan traps...That's right, The Jungle Book!

The most outwardly racist film of all time....

White supremacist imperialism, prejudice, pre-pillage war chants, ethno-demonisation, reactionary xenophobic genocide and Mel Gibson.

Disturbing as hell....

Body horror, anti-social child chaos, paralysis, slavery, nazi sympathizing mixed with a 'Show Girls' parable.

Of course, the classic vintage Pinocchio.