You can't even walk in the forrest these days without seeing something you do not want to see. Also - how far would you go to impress someone you like? And where do stolen phones go? Can they find their way home?

How far are you willing to go to keep custody of your dog? Well Simm and Ross have the answer for you! In this episode you can also learn how to survive in prison and learn why being petty is actually a very ver y very good thing

Simmi and Ross come across the most deranged pie drama/behaviour of their lives. They also give you solidly bad advice to talk to girls...the worst but the funniest advice ever. Just wow.

The war over what is the best gatsby is getting out of control in Cape Town. Simmi and Ross thus need to chime in. They also speak about the worst bachelor party ideas, bad moments at a strip club and whether they would eat enough grapes and avoid a poisonous one.

In this episode we discuss if Siya Kolisi is the greatest rugby player of all time, how you should treat rude celebrities and what would Simmi and Ross do if they could go back to 1999. We also have a special feature from our mascot Steven. #straathond Awoo0OO00ooooooo

Simmi is trying to clear his name, We have listeners sending hills they would die on, is your partner cheating on you at a running club? Imagine finding out you've been fired via email and if your girlfriend leaves you but you share an apartment still - what would you do?

Simmi and Ross talk everything love from Galentines day, sending. girls roses and worst dates.

Christmas is a busy time for everyone - hence we only are releasing this episode in January. Listen to how Simmi and Ross tackle lip fillers, Christmas dinners with your ex, fighting Roadmen, strippers and receiving gifts you do not want from your lover

Octopuses, talking in your sleep and recording jams from it and trying to get a job with a criminal record and bad Mandela impersonations.

If you are a concerned parent, get your child's boyfriend/girlfriend deported. If you want to resign - use the sweet jar at work. More badvice from Simmi and Ross